HIGH FO’SHIZZLE

Snoop Lion’s AMA On Reddit Is All About The Sticky Icky Icky

By Jacob Wittich

SNOOP LION DROPPED IN AT THE SOCIAL MEDIA SITE Reddit to deliver his own version of an AMA…lion style? Interpret that to mean he likes being a big cat: his pot-infused convo was reddit’s second largest AMA session ever, attracting 1.6 million page views that day. Only Obama’s turnout was better at his virtual town hall meeting, which attracted nearly 3 million page views.

SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY

Google’s Zeitgeist 2012 Will Convince You ‘Search’ Can Save The World

By Elizabeth C.

MY LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH GOOGLE VROOMS quickly into heart-thumping swoon as I watch the Internet God’s tribute to itself and 2012. The tech giant’s Zeitgeist 2012: Year in Review delivers flashes from the year’s most iconic events and people, the ones we’ll still be talking about or reminding ourselves of in old age.

CATCH THEM REDHANDED

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Mike Abramson Wants Your Help Eliminating Haterade (AKA Date Rape Drugs)

By Elizabeth C.

MIKE ABRAMSON WANTS TO ELIMINATE HATERADE.

More precisely, the founder of DrinkSavvy is seeking crowdsourced funding to develop and promote a line of straws, cups and stirrers that will visibly change upon contact with date rape drugs.

‘ZOMBIES’ AT WORK

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Morrissey Blames Nurse Suicide On ‘Shameless’ Layabout Princess Kate

By Elizabeth C.

HATE MUCH, MORRISSEY?

Contrarian British lyricist and singer Morrissey is laying the blame for Jacintha Saldanha’s suicide at the feet of layabout Princess Kate, reports Spinner.

“Even with the recent story about the nurse killing herself in King Edward Hospital, there’s no blame placed on Kate Middleton who was in the hospital as far as I could see for absolutely no reason,” Morrissey told New Zealand’s 3News.

SETTLING IN NICELY

Credit: Darwin The Ikea Monkey on Facebook

Darwin The Ikea Monkey Is Making Monkey Friend At Primate Sanctuary

By Elizabeth C.

DARWIN THE IKEA MONKEY IS SETTLING IN NICELY AT HIS FOREVER HOME, WHERE HE’S FASCINATED BY HIS BABOON NEIGHBOR and trying to steal share her food.

“He’s doing really well,” said Tracey Burns, volunteer and board member at the Story Book Farm Primate Sanctuary in Sunderland, Ontario. The 7-month-old Japanese Japanese snow macaque arrived at the private facility Monday and was “very quiet through the night.”

Darwin is being housed in a confinement next to Sweet Pea, a 10-year-old Olive Baboon with a strong maternal instinct.

THIS IS EMBARRASSING

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Secrets Of The Crackpot Crazy

By Karen Malmquist

BOOM! THAT’S THE FALLOUT FROM A MAJOR BOMB DROPPING on THE Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, leading to an explosive confrontation between Brandi and Adrienne and Paul. Sides are being drawn, claws are coming out, and Brandi’s being called a bad parent with a drug habit. And all of this over… well, we don’t know. Do we ever know with these women?

POOR LOST SOUL

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The Ikea Monkey’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

By Elizabeth C.

THE FETCHING LITTLE MONKEY FOUND WANDERING OUTSIDE A TORONTO IKEA HAD THE SADDEST EYES.

Decked out in faux-shearling coat and diaper, the rhesus macaque named “Darwin” was found Sunday in a parking lot presumably looking for his “people.”

“All the people were trying to like call it towards them,” IKEA customer Bronwyn Page told told BBC. “But it was very scared. It was darting all over the place. They were trying to get away from cars. And then it became clear to us that none of the people there were actually the owners.”

“Hold On To Your Weaves”

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Holding Their Breaths Vs. Waiting To Exhale

By Karen Malmquist

WELL, IT’S HAPPENED: KIM ZOLCIAK IS NO LONGER A REAL HOUSEWIFE OF ATLANTA but just an Atlanta housewife. We can’t say we didn’t see this coming, as the last two seasons of this Bravo series has seemed more like two different shows: one a Housewives franchise; the other, the Kim-stomping-around-pregnant-and-yelling-at-Sweetie show.

After last week’s contretemps over not being able to go to Anguilla, Kim rips off her microphone, flees the restaurant and swats at the camera saying she’s “done.”

NOT LAUGHING NOW

Here’s Proof Positive Of DJs’About-Face On Princess Kate Prank Call

By Elizabeth C.

HERE’S HOW MEL GREIG AND MICHAEL CHRISTIAN LOOKED AS THEY PATTED THEMSELVES ON THE BACK FOR THEIR prank call to the London hospital where Princess Kate was laid up with morning sickness. The DJs learned today that their radio show is officially kaput. at least temporarily.

In the above shot, the Aussie DJs were regaling listeners with the success of their mock performances as Queen Elizabeth and Princes Charles. The two pretended to be the British Monarchy’s highest reigning royals in the telephone hoax for Australia’s 2DayFM radio station. But that was before news broke that one of two hospital nurses killed herself, apparently out of “shame” for putting the spoof call through to Princess Kate’s caretakers.

‘A SPADE A SPADE?’

OMFG! Wendy Williams Disses The Queen B

By Elizabeth C.

WE’RE THINKING JUST ABOUT NOW WENDY WILLIAMS IS BEEFING UP HER SECURITY and buying those Google glasses. She’ll need them to protect herself against the assailant who plans to make her pay for dissing the Queen B.

The irreverent talk show host stabbed hip hop’s reigning royalty Beyonce with her forked tongue last Thursday when she mocked the songtress’s voice on the trailer for her upcoming HBO hagio-documentary: