NOW THAT’S AUTHENTIC

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Should CouponCabin Hire Mama June Shannon To Be Its ‘Coupon Queen’ ?

By Elizabeth C.

KATE GOSSELIN WAS DISSED AND DUMPED FROM HER BLOGGING GIG WITH COUPONCABIN.

Scott Kluth, the company’s CEO, announced Kate’s firing in a snippy letter published Tuesday suggesting that the the former reality star is inauthentic.

AND THAT’S A WRAP

Real Housewives Of New York City Reunion: Feuds & Fabulousness

By Trisha B.

ANDY COHEN BEGINS PART TWO OF THE REUNION delving into LuAnn’s St. Barths shenanigans with Tomas (in French the ‘s’ is silent, shhhh!), which he calls the biggest scandal in New York Housewive’s history.

We see clips of the ladies dancing on tables in skimpy pirate gear and LuAnn’s instant attraction to the Johnny Depp lookalike. Then of LuAnn, speaking French, warning her friend that no one should know that Tomas was her late night visitor. Carole and Heather giggle over the indiscretion and LuAnn’s insistence her guests were “old Italian friends.”

LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY

Honey Boo Boo Goes To La La Land, Proves She Already Lives There

By Elizabeth C.

CLICK PLAY ABOVE AND WITNESS THE SHENANIGANS of a monster in the making.

Beauty pageant winner Alana Thompson and Mama June Shannon popped by several TV shows in Los Angeles Monday to promote their breakout reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The aim was to shock and appall home viewers into setting their dials to TLC for more jawdropping antics of — is it too soon to judge? — a 7-year-old budding sociopath.

A BATTLE ROYALE BREWING?

Let Them Fight To The Death! Hulk Hogan Vs. Gawker

LET THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH! ROOOOARRR! Hulk Hogan unleashed his fury against the provocateurs at Gawker, filing a $100 million lawsuit against the New York-based website for publishing video showing him having sex with his bestie’s exwife.

A second suit was filed Florida’s Pinellas County Circuit Court against Bubba “The Love Sponge” Clem and Clem’s ex-wife Heather, with whom the Hulk romps on the published footage. Clem, who claimed to be best friends with the Hulk, is accused of secretly recording the lovemaking session and then blurting out after Hogan left the premises but while the tape was still rolling, “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.”

A TRUISM REALIZED

Watch Cory McLeod’s Life Flash By In An Instant

CLOSE YOUR EYES MOMENTARILY WHILE CORY MCLEOD’S life flashes by and you could miss a couple of years. But if keep your gaze steady on the above visual diary, you’ll see a boy growing into himself.

FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU

50 Percent In Internet Poll Think The RPatz-KStew Romance Is A Fraud

By Elizabeth C.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN VAMPIRE LOVE? Not the fake kind that gets spoofed in a screwball comedy that reaps $80 million at the domestic box office? No, we’re talking about the storied love that happens on Twilight movie sets between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Apparently there’s a lot of skeptics about the so-called affair between the sparkly twee Robert Pattinson and the more complicated Stewart. The two stars who play Edward and Bella have reportedly been entangled in vampire love for nearly as long as Twilight movies have been in theaters.

EWW EWW THAT SMELL

Brad Pitt’s Chanel Ad Turns Up Noses

By Elizabeth C.

THE RAREFIED AIR THAT SURROUNDS BRAD PITT APPARENTLY AFFECTS HIS SENSES, because his pitch for Chanel No. 5 perfume emits a strong whiff of cheese.

“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear. Dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable.”

Can you say P-U?

SHARING DIRTY ‘LAUNDRY?’

Hulk Hogan Vows To Sue Bubba Clem For Sponging Off His Sexcapades

By Elizabeth C.

LOOKING BACK, HULK HOGAN PROBABLY PERCEIVES BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE’s NAME a little less innocently than he did six years ago. Seems radio DJ Clem had a motive all along for wanting to share his wife when he offered her up to the Hulkamaniac six years ago: the so-called friend videotaped the encounter and reportedly commented after Hogan left, “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.”

Now TMZ reports that the Hulk will sue Clem for violating his privacy.

‘A REALLY REAL THING’

Journey’s Neal Schon Proposes To White House Crasher Michaele Salahi

By Elizabeth C.

FAME HO MICHAELE SALAHI IS TAKING A JOURNEY TO MATRIMONYLAND ONCE MORE WITH rock ‘n roll sweetheart Neal Schon.

Journey guitarist Schon made a Sunday night fundraiser for the Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center all about him. During the Paul Reed Smith Guitars benefit, Schon dropped to one knee and proposed to the White House crasher and runaway bridge Salahi on stage.

JOEY’S SMOKING GUN

Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Who Was Strippergate’s Deep Throat?

By Karen Malmquist

“WE TALK ABOUT STRIPPERS LIKE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS!” That’s Chris Laurita summing up the past six weeks of Sunday nights on Bravo in roughly three seconds. It may finally be the end of season four of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but Strippergate business is only just beginning.

In the third and final installment of Sunday’s reunion special, Teresa and Joey come face-to-face for the first time in more than a year to yell at each other about whether or not Melissa was a stripper. Bonus! Joe Giudice throws himself into the mix by saying Jacqueline once worked the pole.