TIME TO FORGIVE IF NOT FORGET?

Jerry Seinfeld Tries To Help Michael Richard Find His Comic Voice Again

By Elizabeth C.

JERRY SEINFELD WRAPPED UP HIS WEB SERIES COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE WITH a heart-to-heart with his old sitcom partner Michael Richards of “Kramer” fame. The two friends ride a 1962 Volkswagen flatbed bus held together with nostalgia and duck tape enroute to The Malibu Kitchen for some java. And it’s there that Michaels opens up about his shockingly offensive “n—-r” attack on an audience member that heckled him in 2006.

BURNING BRIGHT

Choosing Light?: Rihanna’s Diamonds In The Sky

By Elizabeth C.

FOR ALL HER POP CULTURAL PROWESS, I CAN’T HELP BUT SEE RIHANNA AS A LITTLE GIRL LOST. The Barbados singer’s unhealthy relationship with Chris Brown has come to defined her troubled girl persona, and she often seems to revel in it, going so far as to even promote the “thug life” with faux finger tattoos.

TRUE THAT

Mandy Patinkin Calls Criminal Minds ‘Destructive’ To Souls

By Elizabeth C.WHEN MANDY PATINKIN QUIT CRIMINAL MINDS AFTER ONLY TWO YEARS, The Homeland actor thought he’d never be invited back to work in TV. That fear was needless at the time, but more worrying for his future are the recent comments he made about violence on primetime cop procedural shows.

FEEL FELINE?

Look! It’s Kim Kardashian’s Kitty Kat

By Elizabeth C.

IN TODAY’S FAKEST NEWS, KIM KARDASHIAN coos about her new kitten Mercy and how her sister’s son Mason is obsessed with the furry feline.

FEEL FINE?

Should We Take Britney’s Advice & Keep On Dancing Till The World Ends?

By Elizabeth C.

THERE’S A COUPLE OF STORIES REGARDING SECRETS AND LIES THAT DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION THIS WEEK:

UNSTOPPABLE FORCE TO MARRY IMMOVABLE OBJECT

JWoww! Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley & Roger Mathews Engaged

By Karen Malmquist

PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT LOVE IS BLIND, Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s longtime boyfriend Roger Mathews put a ring on it.

HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND

Moon River Crooner Andy Williams Dies

By Elizabeth C.

ANDY WILLIAMS, THE SINGER WHO LEFT AN INDELIBLE MARK ON POP CULTURE WITH HIS EVOCATIVE RENDITION OF the classic Moon River, died Tuesday night after a battle with cancer. He was 84.

Williams was a leading figure of the “golden age of easy-listening pop music,” which included the iconic voices of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.

VAMPIRE LOVE NEVER DIES

The Showmance Is Back On: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Reportedly Reunite

By Elizabeth C.

TWIHARDS EVERYWHERE REJOICE! Twilight actors Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are once again a contraction: “Robsten” is reportedly living under one roof. And we can all once again believe in rainbows and fairytales, mermaids and unicorns.

FLASHBACK

Here’s Jimmy Fallon’s Awesome Medley Of TV Theme Songs

By Elizabeth C.

IF YOU’RE OF A CERTAIN AGE AND GREW UP WITH TV SITCOMS AS YOU FAVORITE BABYSITTER, JIMMY FALLON’S MEDLEY OF TELEVISION THEME SONGS will likely make you misty-eyed this morning.

RIGHTING WRONGS, WRONGING RIGHTS

Real Housewives Of New York: Dizzy On Aviva’s Uppityness

By Trisha B.

WE’VE RETURNED FROM ST. BARTHS AND LUANN IS still talking baby talk, Sonja has a date with her ex, and Ramona plans dinner to specifically not invite Aviva and Heather. And although Aviva is the only person we’ve actually seen fall, she tells Sonja that she hates to see her spiraling downward.

We’re shopping with Aviva and her father, George, at the House of Health. The sexy suntanned silver fox tells his daughter he has a date coming into town to meet him. He says she’s an early 20s black chick who looks similar to Aviva. When he offers to introduce her, Aviva wryly tells him she just wants to meet Miss Right, not the Miss Right Nows.