THEY CAN’T MOVE ON

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Agony Of Petty

By Karen Malmquist

BETWEEN GAY BARS AND THERAPY SESSIONS, New Jersey’s Housewives are hinting at disaster on the horizon: the upcoming trip to Napa.

Now that Teresa has called off her friendship with Caroline and Jacqueline, heading to therapy to fix her family problems seems like a great idea. If she can get her head out of her rear end so she can actually cooperate.

DANGEROUS DAYS AHEAD

Is Katie Holmes In Danger?

By Elizabeth C.

CELEBRITY WATCHERS ARE GEARING UP FOR A BLOODY LEGAL BATTLE BETWEEN KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE over custody of their daughter Suri. Legal observers say Holmes showed cunning by filing for divorce in New York where, unlike California, divorce records remain sealed and judges aren’t hesitant to grant sole custody to one parent.