TRUE CRIME

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Yes, A Dingo Really Ate Her Baby

By Elizabeth C.

AT LONG LAST, Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton can rest: no longer does she wear the label ‘murderer.’ The Aussie mother has been fighting for 32 years to persuade the world that she didn’t slash the throat of her nine-week-old daughter Azaria and discard her tiny body in the Australian desert.

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

Real Housewives Of New York: GLAAD, Sad, Mad, Bad

By Trisha B.

LAST WEEK’S premiere brought us three new housewives — Heather, Carole and Aviva. Heather hates Ramona already and Carole married a prince and has a Kennedy connection. Aviva, in addition to having a prosthetic leg, is Fran Dresher’s cousin.

PROMISES TO KEEP

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rainbow Dreams & Tabloid Schemes

By Karen Malmquist

THERE’S NEVER A SHORTAGE of uncomfortable moments on The Real Housewives of New Jersey but they really outdid themselves this week.

Jacqueline and Christopher are going through Teresa’s InTouch Weekly story in the hotel room. Jacqueline is super confused by the puppy she’s holding on the cover. Teresa’s afraid of dogs!

PHANTOMS ALL AROUND

Mad Men: Excavating The Dead

By Miz J

DON HAS A TOOTHACHE, and like any decent Mad Man, instead of visiting a dentist, he shoves a cotton ball soaked in Canadian Club in the back of his mouth and heads off to work.

IS SCANDAL OVER?

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John Travolta Wears Brave Face To Honor Shirley MacClaine

By Elizabeth C.

A SMILING JOHN TRAVOLTA STEPPED INTO THE SPOTLIGHT LAST NIGHT to honor his longtime friend Shirley MacLaine.

The Hollywood A-lister, who’s been swept up in allegations of sexual misconduct by male masseurs, introduced a video showing off MacLaine’s fancy dancing steps.

INVESTIGATION WIDENS

Did The Cannibal Necromaniac Kill In California?

By Elizabeth C.

THE PSYCHOPATH ACCUSED OF MURDERING HIS LOVER AND THEN CHOPPING HIM UP ON CAMERA IS UNDER SUSPICION FOR ANOTHER DISMEMBERMENT CRIME IN CALIFORNIA.

RIDING HIGH

The Pauly D Project: Lapping It Up

By Karen Malmquist

JUST WHEN THINGS WERE LOOKING LIKE THEY COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER FOR PAULY D, Britney Spears asks him to open for her on her tour finale in Puerto Rico. It’s also Jerry’s birthday weekend, and Biggie plans on popping the question to MJ. Speaking of romance, Pauly is treated to a lapdance from Brit Brit. Only on The Pauly D Project.

STARRING SON

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Hey Girl, Congratulations: Ryan Gosling Attends Mom’s Graduation

By Elizabeth C.

THIS WHAT RYAN GOSLING TOLD HIS MOM TODAY:

Hey Girl, I believe in your dreams. I’ll even travel all the way to Canada to show the world.

Actor, dreamboat, Internet meme, the debonair 31-year-old Gosling showed up at Brock University in Ontario to watch his mother Donna be awarded her bachelor’s in education. Along for the show was his steady Eva Mendes, 38.

NO BUSINESS LIKE NOSE BUSINESS

Does Kourtney Kardashian Have A New Nose?

By Elizabeth C.

I‘M FOREVER FASCINATED BY HOW A NOSE JOB CAN TRANSFORM AN ORDINARY LOOKING WOMAN INTO A STRIKING BEAUTY. The list of luscious stars who’ve opted for rhinoplasty is long and impressive:

BITCH INTERVENTION, PART TWO

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Piranhas In The Water

By Trisha B.

WE’VE PREVIOUSLY LEARNED THAT VICKI NOW LOVES, LOVES, LOVES ALEXIS, no matter that she wears fake jewels, lies about everything and is the phoniest, most pretentious, materialistic and shallow person in Orange County. As such she refuses to join in the Costa Rican bitch intervention.