BUT HOW DO YOU FEEL?

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Excising The Truth

By Trisha B.

PREVIOUSLY, TERRY CALLED ALEXIS A PHONY, SLADE EMBARRASSED HEATHER by trying to buy Gretchen a fake diamond ring, Tamra pursued her own business and Briana readVicki with two snaps, and mother did not like it one bit.

AWWW

Adele As Tiny Songtress Playing Different Instrument

BILLBOARD WINNER ADELE USED TO PLUCK AT A DIFFERENT INSTRUMENT BEFORE SHE WOWED THE WORLD WITH HER VOICE. Here’s a photo of the tiny songtress tracked down by Snakkle (never heard of them) when she was a wee one.

GOT THE MOVES

Mick Jagger’s Rock ‘N Roll On SNL: We Like It

By Elizabeth C.

I‘M FEELING SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL WHO obviously didn’t know who he was dealing with when granting Mick Jagger perpetual youthfulness. Oh sure, his cheeks are sunken, but the Rolling Stones frontman popped by Saturday Night Live and proved that he’s still got the moves.

SPOILED SPORTS

Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Bombs & Boobs Away!

By Karen Malmquist

BOOBS WERE ALL AROUND ON SUNDAY’S Real Housewives of New Jersey. Whether is was the girls talking about them or Joe Gorga acting like one, everyone seems a bit touchy this week. But first…

CHRISTMAS WISHES

Mad Men: The Southside Of Inappropriate

By Miz J

WE OPEN ON A LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALL TO LANE’S HOUSE. He’s got some pretty serious tax trouble and needs to come up with $8,000 right away. The next day, Lane meets with Walt to see about extending the agency’s credit by $50,000. Walt is skeptical — especially since none of SCDP’s clients are paying their bills on time. After explaining this to Walt over some J&B, though, it’s done.

WOW DOES HE DO

Mark Zuckerberg Hangs Up His Hoodie To Get Married

By Elizabeth C.

MARK ZUCKERBERG SHOWED US ALL WHO COMES BEFORE THOSE SWAGGERING WALL STREET BANKERS INCENSED ABOUT HIS EVER-PRESENT HOODIE: Priscilla Chan, now wife of the world’s second-youngest billionaire, for whom he ditched his regular uniform to exchange vows.

Zuckerberg, 28, donned a navy suit Saturday and married his girlfriend of nine years in a small private ceremony at his Palo Alto, Calif. home. The wedding came just one day after Facebook’s IPO hit Wall Street and six days after Chan graduated from the University of California at San Francisco Medical School.

LET’S ALL GAWK

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Pass The Popcorn & Watch Mark Zuckerberg Get Rich

By Elizabeth C.

CONSIDER IT THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL: Nothing else seemed to matter as Facebook launched its initial public offering with a company valuation at $104 billion.

Wall Street and Main Street were both agog at this moment’s master of the universe, a 28-year-old socially inept wunderkind. Mark Zuckerberg, Jewish atheist, dentist’s son, Harvard dropout and hoodie aficionado, becomes the world’s second youngest billionaire with a net worth of $20 billion.

WHITE BOY PROBLEMS

The Pauly D Project: A Waste Of Skittles

By Karen Malmquist

BROKEN GLASS, SLOPPY DRUNK CHICKS, 50 CENT AND A GHOST: Pauly D may not even know what day it is anymore; it’s definitely been a crazy week for the boys.

FINGER TO GO

Teen Gets Finger In Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich

By Elizabeth C.

FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD RYAN HART COULDN’T BE BLAMED FOR WANTING TO DELIVER A KNUCKLE SANDWICH TO an Arby’s employee. That’s because when the teen bit into an Arby’s roast beef sandwich, he chomped down on something “nasty.”

Mick Jagger Still Has The Swagger In SNL Promos

By Elizabeth C.

ROLLING STONES frontman Mick Jagger hosts SNL this weekend and promos for the show capitalize on his rock ‘n roll reputation for enjoying sex and drugs.