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Dinosaurs Invade New Jersey!

WITH TEETH LIKE THESE THANK GOD THIS BRUTE HAS ONLY NUBS FOR HANDS!

Meet Tyrannosaurus rex, the king lizard of 31 animatronic dinosaurs that have moved into Secaucus, N.J. (just outside NYC) as part of an outdoor dinosaur exhibit. Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, the 16-acre Field Station: Dinosaurs opened yesterday with a “roar” of approval.

THEY INQUIRE SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

National Enquirer Reports Kelly Preston & John Travolta Will Divorce; Place Your Bets Now

THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER SAYS KELLY PRESTON HAS DUMPED JOHN TRAVOLTA AFTER A SERIES OF MASSEURS claimed he sometimes forcefully tried to make them touch his (reportedly 8 inch) schlong.

THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

Watch ‘Flashed Face Distortion Effect’ Turn Pretty Into Ugly

HERE’S PROOF POSITIVE THAT YOU REALLY NEED to give people your full attention when you want to see them accurately.

Check out the YouTube video below posted by TangenCognitionLab. The footage illustrates the optical illusion known as “flashed face distortion effect’ wherein faces look monstrous and deformed when flashed side by side on a computer screen. The effect was discovered by accident last year by University of Queensland researcher Sean Murphy. He and fellow researchers Jason M. Tangen, and Matthew B. Thompson concluded that

The Pauly D Project: Commitments & Concrete

By Karen Malmquist

BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR FAVORITE BOYS FROM RHODE ISLAND. Last week on The Pauly D Project, we saw Pauly get the phone call of a lifetime: 50 Cent wanted to meet up with the DJ so he could be signed to G-Unit Records.

BESTSELLER

‘Most Talkative’ Andy Cohen Chats Up Charlie Rose

By Elizabeth C.

WORLDS COLLIDED WHEN ANDY COHEN STOPPED BY CHARLIE ROSE’S TALK SHOW to promote his new book, Most Talkative, No. 5 on the New York Times best sellers list. The creator of the voyeuristic Real Housewives reality TV soaps seemed surprised and delighted to be chewing the fat with Rose who normally hosts the high-minded.

STRIKE THEM OUT

Come On, Rahm, Play Hardball With The Ricketts

By Elizabeth C.

THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IS AN AWFUL LOT OF LOOT TO SPEND ON A LOSING BASEBALL TEAM, but Chicagoans are inexplicably loyal to the hapless Cubs.

CELEBRITY KIDS

Madonna Snares Mick Jagger’s Daughter As Face Of ‘Material Girl’

By Elizabeth C.

HAVING ALREADY PIMPED OUT HER OWN KID, MADONNA MOVES ON TO MICK JAGGER’S 20-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, Georgia.

THERE IS A GOD

Snooki’s Baby Shnookums Will Be A Bouncing Boy

By Karen Malmquist

ALL HAIL THE TANNING GODS! Snooki will not be raising a mini-me just yet.

Planet Earth breathed a sigh of relief when Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi announced that she’ll be having a boy this September, despite her previous wishes for a girl.

PR CAMPAIGN

IT’S RUDE TO TALK ABOUT IMPENDING DEATH, BUT QUEEN ELIZABETH’S ADVANCING AGE surely has the royal firm fretting over who will succeed her. Her dithering eldest son Prince Charles is next in line to the throne, but then there’s that whole issue of his extramarital affair with Camilla that literally drove the beloved Diana to her grave.

The solution: a PR campaign to make Charles more ‘likeable’ to his British subjects, who have declared in opinion polls that the crown ought to bypass Charles in favor of his charming and compassionate eldest son, Prince William. A new poll found that 51 percent of Brits preferred William to assume the monarchy compared to 31 percent who favored Charles.

DON’T MENTION THE MARRIAGE REF

Jerry Seinfeld Pooh Poohs The ‘Seinfeld Curse’

By Elizabeth C.

WHEN HE STOPPED BY Watch What Happens Live Monday night, Jerry Seinfeld refused to plead the fifth in Andy Cohen’s doubledare game of truthtelling.