CLOTHES MAKE THE HOUND

Fedora-Wearing Beast Loses Out To ‘Most Beautiful Bulldog’

SCRUNCH WAS ROBBED! Tthat’s our take after checking out his competition in the 33rd annual “Beautiful Bulldog” in Des Moines, Iowa Monday.

A CUB FOR FOX

Geneticists Rejoice! Megan Fox Is Pregnant

By Elizabeth C.

MEGAN FOX, THE GENETICALLY-BLESSED STARLET WITH A PENCHANT FOR BRAGGING, WILL soon have another reason to boast: she’s pregnant.

E! News says a “source exclusively” confirmed to them that the Transformers eye candy is expecting her first biological child with husband and former Beverly Hills 90210 star, Brian Austin Green.

WHY REMIND US?

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Justin Bieber Taunts Mariah Yeater Over Faux Baby Drama

By Linda Seccaspina

I HAVE TO SAY IT: POP SINGER JUSTIN BIEBER IS ACTING LIKE AN ASS.

Not content with finding himself off the hook for the “Mariah Yeater-Baby Daddy” incident last year, the Canadian pop singer has now chosen to dig the whole scene up again and air it out on Twitter like yesterday’s dirty laundry.

SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW

Gotye Disses Glee‘s Cover Of Smash Somebody I Used To Know

By Elizabeth C.

IF YOU LIKE TO PLAY INTERNET TELEPHONE, you can follow the links back to find out how we all learned that Australian artist Gotye was dissatisfied with Glee‘s cover of his smash hit, Somebody That I Used to Know.

The Aussie singer hit number one on Billboard 100 singles chartop of the U.S. charts last week after

TIME TO CALL THEM ‘KIMYE’?

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Kim Kardashian Wears Her ♥ On Her Earlobe

By Linda Seccaspina

DOES INITIALS MAKE IT EASY FOR KIM KARDASHIAN TO REMEMBER HER BOYFRIENDS?

The reality princess was in the Big Apple this weekend for a meet-and-greet between her parents and alleged new squeeze Kanye West. On Sunday, she was photographed at LAX wearing a new accessory: Yes, boys and girls, Kardashian now sports the tiny gold initials “K.W.” in an earlobe, and we all know who that stands for.

CRIME & PUNISHMENT

Jennifer Hudson First Witness To Testify Against Former Brother-In-Law Accused Of Killing Three Family Members

By Elizabeth C.

JENNIFER HUDSON REPEATEDLY WARNED HER SISTER NOT TO MARRY THE MAN accused of killing three family members of the Academy-award winning actress.

“I would tell Julia over and over again not to marry William,” Hudson testified today against William Balfour at the Cook County Criminal Courthouse.

LOVING THE ONE SHE’S WITH

Rihanna Plays the Media With Teases About Lesbian “Date”

By Linda Seccaspina

RIHANNA DROPPED BY Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica, Calif., Thursday conspicuously holding hands with her best friend Melissa Forde. Was Forde just along for the meal or was she actually the “Talk That Talk” singer’s date?

“I’m on my first date in almost 2 yearz,” the singer tweeted to her 17 million Twitter followers.

COOKING UP CONTROVERSY

The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: A Recipe For Conflict

By Karen Malmquist

THEY’RE BAAAACK! After what feels like years, season four of Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted Sunday night. Last season we saw Teresa Giudice go from fan favorite to villain in the making, and America ate it up.

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Ace Of Debase

By Karen Malmquist

WE KICK OFF THE FINAL INSTALLMENT OF THE Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion with Cynthia and Kim screaming at each other about dating married men. The word “whore” and “gold digger” get spit out a lot, while Phaedra just sits there and looks cute.

Then Marlo calls out Kandi for the man she’s dating, Bravo employee Todd Tucker, and how much money he makes.

FAILED ESCAPISM

Mad Men: Unexpected Destinations

By Miz J

TONIGHT, WE’RE TREATED TO “FAR AWAY PLACES,” AND BOY DO WE TRAVEL TO PARALLEL UNIVERSES. The episode arcs around Roger, Don and Peggy, and the far-away places they visit — physically or mentally.

Let’s start with the plucky Ms. Olsen.