TOO SOON?

Groupon Offends With Ghoulish Tour Of Serial Killer’s Stomping Grounds

By Elizabeth C.

GROUPON GETS GHOULISH AND OFFERS A GHASTLY WALKING TOUR of the neighborhood with cannibalistic serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer committed his crimes.

COMINGS, GOINGS

As Ashton Kutcher Moves On, Demi Moore Exits Rehab

By Linda Seccaspina

ASHTON KUTCHER CLAIMS HE’S UNATTACHED BUT THE VISUAL EVIDENCE PROVES CONTRARY.

US Weekly reveals the 34-year-old actor and Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist writer Lorene Scafaria attended the X Prize charity bash together on Feb. 25, and were far from platonic.

CLIFFHANGER

Jersey Shore: Coitus Interruptus

By Karen Malmquist

BECAUSE THERE ISN’T ENOUGH DRAMA IN SNOOKI’S LIFE, the crap is about to hit the fan! Last week we saw Snooks and Vinny getting chummy at a bar, but this time it’s Mike’s turn (once again) to try to jeopardize the now expecting couple’s relationship. That is, if someone doesn’t get thrown in the slammer first.

THEY DO

Wiz Khalifa Pops The Big One & Amber Says ‘Yes!’

By Elizabeth C.

WIZ KHALIFA POPPED THE BIG ONE AND AMBER ROSE SAID YES.

“He has made me the Happiest Woman in the World!” tweeted the bald-pated model shortly after Wiz informed the world that she accepted his proposal.

BULLY FOR YOU

Nicki Minaj Mocks Teary Chris Bosh In Roman Reloaded

By Linda Seccaspina

NICKI MINAJ IS IN THE NEWS AGAIN! This time not for her obsessive shoe habit but for her new song Roman Reloaded featuring Lil’ Wayne. Roman Reloaded has a line that makes fun of basketball player Chris Bosh for infamously crying after the Miami Heat lost the NBA Finals to the Dallas Mavericks last year.

WHAT A BOY WANTS

Justin Bieber Gets Ultimate 18th Birthday Present: Fisker Karma

By Elizabeth C.

IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT JUSTIN BIEBER HAS BEEN ON THE PLANET FOR JUST 18 SHORT YEARS. Today is the pop phenom’s birthday and he’s making the rounds, appearing both on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show and Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to pump up his upcoming single, Boyfriend.

SMASHING

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What To Expect When Snooki’s Expecting: The Fallout On Jersey Shore

By Karen Malmquist

IT’S CONFIRMED: AMERICA’S DEBAUCHED SWEETHEART IS WITH CHILD. So what does this mean for Snooki and the rest of the Jersey Shore franchise?

On Wednesday morning, the Internet exploded with reports at Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pregnant with her boyfriend Jionni’s baby. This isn’t the first time we’ve heard that the meatball was expecting, and it seems she’s been covering it up for “business” reasons since we first heard to baby rumors a few months ago.