A MOTHER’S WILL

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Whitney Houston Leaves Bobbi Kristina $20 Million Estate

By Linda Seccaspina

WHITNEY HOUSTON LEFT EVERYTHING TO HER ONLY SURVIVING CHILD, 19-YEAR-OLD BOBBI KRISTINA,.

“Krissy” will inherit the late pop star’s entire estate valued at around $20 million. No specific assets were mentioned but Houston’s furnishings, clothing, personal effects, jewelry and cars all go to the teenager who has struggled to cope with her mother’s death.

ALL WET

Jersey Shore: The Wild, The Innocent & The Snooki Scuffle

By Karen Malmquist

LET’S PRETEND SNOOKI ISN’T PREGNANT AND ENGAGED AND WORRY ABOUT WHAT MIKE IS ABOUT TO JIONNI ON this week’s Jersey Shore: that Sitch and Snooks hooked up. Oh, no!

REALITY BITES

Landlords Sue Jersey Shore, Bethenny Ever After For Unauthorized Taping At Properties

By Linda Seccaspina

DO THESE REALITY TV STARS HAVE BREADCRUMBS FOR BRAINS?

FEED THE MIND

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This ‘Zombie’ Class Takes A Bite Out Of Boring

By Elizabeth C.

HIS CLASS HASN’T EVEN STARTED, BUT Michigan State University’s Glenn Stutzy already earns an “A+” for engagement .

The social work instructor is marketing his upcoming class entitled “Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse: Catastrophes & Human Behavior” in a way that no doubt has other professors eating their hearts out.

THEIR ONLY NEED WAS EACH OTHER

The Mysterious Miller Twins: They Lived And Died For Each Other

By Linda Seccaspina

IT SOUNDS LIKE AN EPISODE FROM THE Twilight Zone: Two elderly spinster twin sisters who worked in the entertainment industry as youths have died and left officials scrambling to find their next of kin.

HERALDING THE BABY GUIDO

Snooki Wants Pauly D To DJ At Her Mini Meatball’s Birth

By Karen Malmquist

EVERY PARENT’S WORST NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED: Snooki confirms she’s pregnant in the newest issue of Us Weekly.

The issue, which hit newsstands today, shows off Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s baby bump, with the headline, “OMG- I’m pregnant!” OMG indeed.

ULTIMATE ACCESSORY

For The Man On The Go Who’s Gotta Go: The Briefcase Toilet

By Linda Seccaspina

WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PORTABLE EXECUTIVE POTTY, ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS Mad Men ‘s DEBONAIR DON DRAPER.

Invented by the Japanese based company Niban Too Corporation, “The Gotta Go Briefcase” is perfect tool to maximize the time of busy executives. Knowing how Draper loves to project that he sleeps on a bed of money, can’t you see him endorsing this thing?

DISASTER ON BOARD

Snooki Falls Into Inevitably Disastrous Made-For-TV Marriage

By Elizabeth C.

THE TINY MEATBALL IN UTERO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IT’S SPAWNED: Another made-for-TV marriage like Kim Kardashian’s that’s destined for disaster.

Ho-hum, it’s official: Snookie’s pregnant and engaged and spinning feverishly in the upcoming edition of Us Weekly:

RETREAT

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Rosie Bows Out Of Chicago; Is Break From OWN To Follow?

By Linda Seccaspina & Elizabeth C.

WELL, THAT WAS FAST.

Just five months after landing in Chicago with a splash, Rosie O’Donnell has dumped her Chicago mini mansion and is headed back to New York.

BAD COMPANY

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Addicted To Hate

By Trisha B.

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY MORNING IN THE O.C. AND Gretchen and Slade are still where we left them last week, in the car.

She’s again surprised when he tells her he’s always wanted to be a stand-up comedian. He says the stresses of the world disappear when he’s on stage. Gretchen thinks he needs to focus (read: get a real job) and leave her out of his wacky dreams and schemes.