GHOST & THE MACHINE

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Courtney Love ‘s Battle With The Muppets Smells Like Envy

By Linda Seccaspina

IN YET ANOTHER BAT SH*T CRAZY MOVE, SINGER COURTNEY LOVE ACCUSES PUPPETS OF RAPING HER DEARLY DEPARTED.

TMZ reports that Love believes that Kermit the Frog and his Muppet friends have “raped” the memory of her late husband Kurt Cobain — by bastardizing Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit in their 2011 movie without her permission.

GOING ROUND AND ROUND

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Fight Club

By Trisha B.

THERE’S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF DRUNKS IN NEON HEADBANDS AND LEG WARMERS. Why is Tamra having this party, again? Oh right, as a stage for a showdown between Gretchen and Vicki.

GOSSIP TO GOGO

Which Aging British Rocker Travels With Confidentiality Contracts For His Sex Trysts?

By Elizabeth C.

ORDINARILY WE DON’T TRAFFIC IN BLIND ITEMS because it’s a little like playing telephone with pathological liars: who can tell where the truth begins and the lie ends?

But when celebrity dirt falls just two degrees away from the subject, well, we see it as our duty to deliver the goods while still protecting ourselves! Thus we have two nuggets of news to pass on with clues. Here goes:

‘EVIL’ ALL AROUND

15 Years After JonBenet’s Murder, John Ramsey Regrets Daughter’s Beauty Pageants

By Elizabeth C.

F OR 15 YEARS, HE’S BEEN THE INSCRUTABLE FACE OF A RELENTLESS MYSTERY: WHO killed 6-year-old beauty queen JonBenet?

John Ramsey’s worn a perpetual expression of stone since he found his daughter’s body in the basement of the family’s Boulder, Colo., home the day after Christmas in 1996. It was, in part, his lack of affect that helped turn public sentiment against him after Boulder, Colo. police fingered him and his now-deceased wife Patsy as suspects in the murder.

RUNNING ON EMPTY?

Drunk Diet Pays Off For Lady Gaga’s Ex Lüc Carl

By Linda Seccaspina

“I AM ON THE DRUNK DIET,” LADY GAGA BRAGGED DURING AN INTERVIEW ON SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up last year.

“I live my life as I want to, creatively,” Gah said at the time. ” I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day, and I work out hung over if I am hung over. “

Was this an actual diet or just nonsense?, I wondered. Now I have my answer: Today, Gaga’s ex-beau releases his memoir The Drunk Diet: How I Lost 40 Pounds …Wasted.

WHAT A HEEL

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Kanye West’s Ego Trips Over $5900 Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes

By Linda Seccaspina

KIM KARDASHIAN MAY BE LOSING A HUSBAND BUT SHE’S KICKING IT UP WITH A VERY EXPENSIVE PAIR OF NEWS SHOES FROM rapper Kanye West.

Kardashian was seen sitting in the front row of West’s Paris Fashion Week runway show in head-to-toe designs from his Dw by Kanye collection. The 31-year-old reality star, cozying up to Jay-Z, Diddy, Rosario Dawson and Alicia Keys, was wearing Kanye’s cream-coloured suede leather leggings, oversized fur vest and sporting wild Giuseppe Zanotti/ shoes designed by Kanye.

WHAT’S IN IT FOR BOBBI KRISTINA?

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Did Oprah Pay For Bobbi Kristina’s Interview?

By Linda Seccaspina

BOBBI KRISTINA WANTS TO DROP THE “BROWN,” IN AN EFFORT TO FURTHER CUT TIES WITH HER FATHER, singer Bobby Brown.

The late Whitney Houston’s only child first attempted to change her name when Brown and Houston separated, but her mother stopped her cold from legally becoming “Kristina Houston.”

STILL A MYSTERY

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What Oprah’s Special Didn’t Answer: What’s Up With Bobbi Kristina & Nick Gordon?

By Linda Seccaspina

OPRAH WINFREY’S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE FAMILY OF THE LATE WHITNEY HOUSTON was missing someone that we have not heard from at all in the media.

The hour-long episode Oprah’s Next Chapter featured Winfrey discussing the life and death of the famed singer with Houston’s brother Gary Houston, sister-in-law Patricia Houston, and her daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

However there was no mention of Whitney Houston’s “secret son” 22-year-old Nicholas Gordon whom Houston raised for 10 years. Now there’s reports that Gordon has an exceptionally close relationship with Bobby Brown’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

FAMILIAL SPATS

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Embalming The Decay

By Karen Malmquist

PHAEDRA CAN’T WAIT TO GET HER FABULOUS LITTLE HANDS ON SOME DEAD BODIES, AND CRAZY MARLO PLAYS THE LYING GAME.

ALL EYES ON HER

Reports: Britney Spears In Negotiations To Judge X Factor

By Linda Seccaspina

BRITNEY SPEAR’S FIANCE JASON TRAWICK IS NEGOTIATING A CONTRACT FOR THE POPSTER TO JOIN The X Factor.

According to a The Hollywood Reporter, the deal could be struck as soon as next week.