TRAGIC ACCIDENT OR INDIFFERENCE?

Unsettling Questions About Homeless Woman Who Died In Jail After Being Tossed From ER

By Elizabeth C.

IT’S A STORY OF GUTWRENCHING PROPORTIONS: A 29-year-old homeless mother in pain dies in a St. Louis jail cell minutes after being locked up for refusing to leave a hospital.

Anna Brown had visited St. Mary’s Health Center in Richmond Heights, Mo., complaining of pain in her legs. Hospital personnel who treated her could find nothing wrong and told police that she refused to leave. “My legs don’t work!” she screamed as she exited an exam. The mom to two young children was arrested and taken to jail, where she died minutes later.

THE ART OF PHOTOSHOP

Paper Dolls: Kardashian Sisters Look Surreal In Ad For Swimsuit Line

By Linda Seccaspina

I‘M LOOKING AT THE NEW PHOTOS OF THE Kardashian sisters from their new swimwear collection and now understand why Britain has banned digital manipulation. Let’s take a look-see, shall we?

ALL GROWED UP

The Pauly D Project: Reality Entourage

By Karen Malmquist

OUR LITTLE PAUY D IS ALL GROWN UP AND READY TO GET A REAL JOB! Well, about as real as much of a “real job” that a Jersey Shore cast member can get.

On the series premiere of The Pauly D Project, Pauly makes the leap to Las Vegas as resident DJ at Palms Hotel and Casino, and he brings his boys along for the ride.

Tiptoeing Toward Detente

By Linda Seccaspina

HERE’S A GROUP OF DEER AND A daring white house cat discovering each other while the song Amphibian by Bjork plays in the background.

‘STUPID PET’ TRICK

Dial M For Mystery: How Did A Choking Basset Hound Call For Help?

By Linda Seccaspina

A BASSET HOUND NAMED GEORGE had a close call with death last week. The 2-year-old dog from West Yorkshire, England managed to get tangled up in a telephone cord and nearly choked to death.

SUPERSIZED CLAIM

Woman Sues McDonald’s For Turning Her Into Prostitute

By Linda Seccaspina

THIS STORY ABOUT MCDONALD’S GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE SLOGAN ‘LOVIN’ IT.’

Shelley Lynn, a former prostitute and employee of the Las Vegas Chicken Ranch brothel, has realized 20 years later that working for McDonald’s might not ‘super size’ her bank account. Lynn claims in a federal court complaint that the fast food chain played a large role in her adding ‘sausage burritos’ to her life by becoming a sex worker.

THIS IS RICH

Finally! Beanie Babies Pay Off In This Hunger Games Remake

By Linda Seccaspina

MY SON USED TO COLLECT BEANIE BABIES AND ONCE TOLD ME that these stuffed animals would pay for his college education. Twenty years later, all these creatures still still on the shelves in his childhood room gathering dust; Mom and Dad paid for his education.

This morning after viewing this Beanie Babies recreation of the box office record setting movie The Hunger Games, I finally know what I can do with them all.

VIGILANTE JUSTICE, PART TWO

Spike Lee Does The Right Thing: Apologizes For Retweeting Wrong Address Of Trayvon Martin Shooter

By Linda Seccaspina

HERE’s THE STING OF SOCIAL MEDIA: instant reaction that disrupts innocent lives many miles away.

Director Spike Lee found himself eating his words Wednesday after he retweeted what he thought was the home address of Sanford, Fla. neighborhood watch shooter George Zimmerman.

WHACK ATTACK

Whack: LiLo’s Gleeful, Kris Humphries Holds Out & American Apparel Sticks With Soft Porn

By Miz J

ONCE THE BUTT OF A JOKE ON FOX’S HIT GLEE, Lindsay Lohan may now be slated to play herself on an episode.

Sue-happy Dina Lohan, who also jumped on Pitbull after he famously rapped that he “got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan,” called out the show and the network after the Super Bowl episode earlier this year.

IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE THAT COUNTS

Inspired By Heartbreak & Drink, Toymaker Makes Gutsy Move

By Linda Seccaspina

YESTERDAY THE TOPIC DU JOUR WAS MAD MEN‘S JANUARY JONES EATING HER PLACENTA in order to gain nutrients following the birth of baby. Honestly, I have no problem with this as long as it’s not me eating this supposed delicacy. After had my first child, my husband looked at the placenta and said it looked like a heaping plate of BBQ.

Today’s stomach-churner is a IHeartGuts, a website with heart and liver, kidney, intestine, appendix, spleen, testicle, etcetera etcetera.