SHOPPING A TELL-ALL

Is Bobby Brown Trying To Cash In On Whitney’s Death?

By Linda Seccaspina

AND DIDN’T WE ALL SEE THIS COMING: SNAKE CHARMER Bobby Brown is peddling a tell-all book about former- wife Whitney Houston.

Brown already wrote one book — The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But” -back in 2008 but that was before Whitney’s death triggered renewed interest in the drug-addicted diva.

REALLY BIG SHOW

Half-Wits, Zealots & Confidence Men: The Republican Field Is Abysmal

IT’S NO SURPRISE THAT A NATION FOUNDED BY RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS STILL ENTERTAINS THE RANTINGS OF half-wits and confidence men. But this year’s Republican presidential candidates take the crazy cake.

CRIMES AGAINST FELINE

Credit: CatAtelier

Meet Toki Nantucket, Furry Fashion Victim

By Linda Seccaspina

MEET TOKI NANTUCKET, EXCLUSIVE MODEL FOR Etsy’s CatAtelier — and one of fashion’s most vulnerable victims.

Here the androgynous Toki models “hats, accessories, and clothing for your fashion-forward feline.”

WHACK ATTACK

Adele Flips, Levi’s Disses & Obama Croons

By Miz J

ADELE FLIPS THE BIRD, OBAMA CROONS ABOUT HIS SWEET HOME CHICAGO, AND LEVI’S MISSES THE BIG PICTURE. Welcome to Miz J’s Whack Wednesday.

PREMATURE SPECULATION?

Credit: TMZ

Happy Birthday, Drew Barrymore, Mom-To-Be?

By Linda Seccaspina

TMZ POSTED A SHOT OF DREW BARRYMORE AND FIANCE WILL KOPELMAN leaving a Beverly Hill’s doctors office holding what appears to be a sonogram in her hand.

MIND YOUR MANNERS

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Rules Of Boob Grabs, Sex Toys & Menus

By Trisha B.

TAMRA AND EDDIE WALK STONEFACED ALONG THE STREETS OF CATALINA, still pissed with each other. Vicki wonders if the couples will eat together. She thought her antics with Eddie were funny and is really surprised it escalated into an argument so fast.

In a corner, Tamra still whines. Eddie seriously, once again, tells her he and Vicki are just friends but putting another guy’s hand on your boob is pretty foul. He finally apologizes. Which is what Tamra wanted but doesn’t deserve.

MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Why Didn’t We Stuff Whitney And Sell Tickets To See Her Dead?

By Linda Seccaspina

BARELY DEAD A WEEK, WHITNEY HOUSTON’S BELONGINGS ARE ALREADY HITTING THE AUCTION BLOCK.

PLAYAS WANNA PLAY

Rihanna & Chris Brown Remixes Fuel Reports Of Reconciliation

By Linda Seccaspina

CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA SIMULTANEOUSLY TWEETED LINKS TO SONG REMIXES FEATURING EACH OTHER’S vocals, turning up speculation that exlovers are dating again.

ARRIVING AT DESTINY

“Most Beautiful” Chicagoan Erin Martin Plucked For The Voice

By Elizabeth C.

ERIN MARTIN’S FUTURE HAS ARRIVED. Only a year ago, the 27-year-old indie folk performer told Chicago magazine that fame was “right around the corner.”

Now she steps into the national spotlight as a contestant on NBC’s The Voice, where Judge Cee Lo Green gushed: “You are a wonderful creature of a woman. You look beautiful and your voice is so unique and strange and bizarre and great and wonderful… Quite naturally, you belong to me, don’t you agree?”

GIVING TRAVELERS A LIFT

Coffee, Tea Or Sex? Flamingo Air Appeals To ‘Mile High Club’ Wannabes

By Linda Seccaspina

SINCE TSA GOOSES TRAVELERS WITH THEIR FREE “PAT-DOWN” FOREPLAY, IT’s only right that a commercial airline should take things to the next level: Cincinnati’s Flamingo Air offers an official “Mile High Club” in the sky.