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Whack Wednesday: Beyonce Inspires, Tim Gunn Shocks & Hillary Clinton Bores

By Miz J

THEY SAY SOME THINGS CAN’T BE TAUGHT, BUT RUTGERS U. has found a way to deconstruct diva: The school is offering a new course in their Women’s Studies department called Politicizing Beyonce.

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Tabloids Hit The ‘Motherload?’ The Buzz Is Jen Aniston’s Pregnant

By Elizabeth C.

AS RUMORS GO THIS ONE’S THE MOTHER LODE: JENNIFER ANISTON IS REPORTEDLY PREGNANT. Prepare for the tabloid onslaught.

Everybody’s favorite Mrs. Lonelyhearts, always detoured on love’s highway, showed up at screening for HBO’s Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory with a swollen belly. (And no, it was not the kind you get from being starving thin or suffering a bad case of gas.) For now, at least, Jen appears happily stuck at the hip with beau Justin Theroux whom she started dating last May, even plunking down $21 million for an 8,500-square-foot Mid-Century Modern mansion in Ooh La La Bel-Air, Calif. to reportedly nest with him.

ADDICTED TO LOVE?

Demi’s Trip To Rehab Boosts Last Year’s Tabloid Rumors

By Elizabeth C.

MONTHS AFTER TABLOIDS AND GOSSIPS HINTED THAT Demi Moore’s drug use was contributing to her marital problems, TMZ reports that the heartbroken star is being treated for “substance abuse” after being rushed to the hospital last night.

CHOOSING LOVE

Cynthia Nixon Enflames “Gay” Debate

By Elizabeth C.

THE QUESTION COULD BE STRAIGHT OUT of a Carrie Bradshaw column from Sex And The City: Are people born homosexual — or do they choose to be gay?

The debate has raged for decades, with gay rights advocates contending that the question insults homosexuals and plays into the hands of conservatives and religious fundamentalists. Now actress Cynthia Nixon, who played Miranda on the hit HBO series, has provoked another round of debate by telling the New York Times in a profile that she “choose” to be gay.

I SPY

Kate Moss Promotes Stalking In New “Mango” Ad Campaign

KATE MOSS PROMOTES STALKING IN A NEW AD CAMPAIGN FOR BRITISH CLOTHIER MANGO. The campaign was shot by reknown fashion-pornographer Terry Richardson. The clothes are meh, the score is awful, but Kate still can swish at 38.

GRIEVING

Seal Speaks Out Eloquently About His Divorce From Heidi Klum

By Elizabeth C.

THEY MADE LOVE LOOK EASY. Now Heidi Klulm and Seal are doing the same for divorce.

Just days after TMZ broke the news and the couple confirmed it with a statement, the singer-songwriter Seal has spoken publicly about his separation from his wife of six years to TV hosts Ellen DeGeneres and Tavis Smiley. He acknowledged that both are “grieving” over the loss.

RESOLUTIONS

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Going Out On A High

By Trisha B.

REALLY? A COLONOSCOPY AND A WEDDING? Is this really how you want to end the season?

At casa Vanderpump/Todd, things seem to be humming along but Lisa insists it’s a chaotic mess of mass proportions. She’s stripping flowers and venting frustration with Ken, who doesn’t seem to be helping enough. She frightens him so he runs back to work. Her helping with the flowers must be part of her cost cutting move with wedding planner Kevin.

‘Headless Body In Topless Bar’ Killer Wants Parole

By Elizabeth C.

HIS CRIMES ARE NOTORIOUS — FOR INSPIRING WHAT JOURNALISTS HAIL as one of the best headlines of all time.

Now Charles Dingle, 53, is seeking parole after serving nearly 30 years in prison for a coke-fueled crime spree during which he killed a bar owner, raped a woman and forced another to behead his dead victim.

FORESHADOWING

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: The Calm Before The Sh*t Storm

By Karen Malmquist

THE LADIES ARE PREPARING FOR WHAT IS sure to be the wildest vacation in Housewives history, and Kim tries to feel sexy again by mummifying herself.

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Runaway: Heidi Klum & Seal Are Divorcing

By Elizabeth C.

LET THE BAD PUNS FLY! RUMOR IS THAT MODEL HEIDI KLUM AND HER HUSBAND SEAL ARE DIVORCING. I guess they couldn’t make it work. Is Seal ‘in or out’ of the house? Hello, divorce court, auf wiedersehen, marriage!