REAL TIME BREAKDOWN

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Beach Bellydancing Breakdown

By Trisha B.

WE LEFT TAYLOR ARMSTRONG AS SHE WAS HUGGING AND SMILING AT HER HUSBAND, their daughter in her arms, the picture of a classic BH family. We know it doesn’t last but can she hold it together this week? Let’s find out.

BEDAZZLING

The Ultimate In Glitter Rock (As Well As Pop & Jazz & Schmaltz)

By Elizabeth C.

MICHEL ROSENTHAL IS ONE OF THE WORLD’S FOREMOST EXPERTS ON GLITTER ROCK. AND she knows firsthand that all that glitters is not gold: there’s also blue glitter and purple glitter and pinks and reds.

Rosenthal, 48, is a psychotherapist/life coach who accesses her creative side by embellishing vintage album covers with the bling we know as glitter. The results are literally and figuratively dazzling fun — at least to someone (me) who’s personal slogan is “everything goes better with glitter.” The covers offer shiny trips down “memory lane” where fans enjoy reminiscing about the records they’ve loved and played.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Post Self-Coital Clean Up

By Karen Malmquist

ATLANTA’S HOUSEWIVES ARE DEALING WITH THE AFTERMATH OF RIDICKULOUS’ INSANE self-pleasuring that both disgusted and amazed partygoers celebrating Kandi’s 35th birthday.

FREUDIAN SLIP

Did Kourtney’s Anal Discharge Make Scott’s Eyes Bleed?

Staff

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S baby daddy must have been traumatized last week [as we were] after witnessing on Kourtney & Kim Take New York his crackpot girlfriend ooze anal discharge on the bed shared by Kim and her temporary tool, Kris Humphries.

WOW ON THE CHEAP

Delivering Christmas Style On A Dime

By Elizabeth C.

WE COULD CALL IT CHRISTMAS DECORATING AT HANUKKAH PRICES, but that’d just create more hard feelings over the great divide between two world religions. Let’s just say we’re sharing ideas for decking Christmas halls on a dime.

Great style doesn’t have to be determined by budget as the following projects prove. From tchotke and paper plate Christmas trees that hang on walls, to ornaments made from old books and sheet music, to Martha Stewart’s always classic Christmas crafts, the projects here belie the belief that high style can only be had with hordes of cash.

Also check out: Ring In The Holiday With Festive Christmas Wreaths

Have Yourself A Very Merry Kitschmas

DEAD ROMANCE

But How Does Scott Disick Feel About Baby No. 2?

By Elizabeth C.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN EARNED A FEW BUCKS ANNOUNCING HER PREGNANCY on the cover of Us Weekly and sister Kimmy’s been milking the P.R. machine with tweets of joy and congratulations. Yet has anybody asked how Scott Disick feels?

MAC LETHAL

Winter’s Hard, So Rap With Pancakes

Staff

RAPPER MAC LETHAL JUST LANDED ON YOUR PLATE. Never heard of him? Watch him rap about making pancakes to the beats of Chris Brown’s Look At Me Now and there’s little chance that you’ll forget him.