BRAIN POWER

IBM In Five Years: Mind-Reading, Biometric Passwords, “People Power”

Staff

TECHNOLOGY WILL TRANSFORM HOW WE COMMUNICATE, FUEL OUR HOMES and access our bank and computer accounts within the next 5 years, according to IBM’s annual “watch list” for tech transformations.

CRIME PAYS

Conman Defrauds $7 Million From Eddie Murphy’s Ex

By Elizabeth C.

TROY STRATOS’ GOAL WAS AS CLEAR AS THE PRETTY ON HIS FACE. The accused conman’s “highest” aim was making “sure that the life he lives is as far from ordinary as he can manage,” he boasted on his personal website.

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

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Still Pretending To Work? Chillax & Surrender To The Holiday

By Elizabeth C.

WHY WE DON’T HALT THE CHARADE AND SHUT DOWN OFFICES THESE last few days before Christmas. Are you any of you actually working out there? Or are you trying to look busy as you coyly surf the net searching for last-minute gift ideas and taking advantage of free shipping?

BURN

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: The Suspense Is Killing Me

By Trisha B.

OH, PAUL. He can’t work the printer in his office. He’s so lovable, look at him.

Anyway, Adrienne comes in and tells him “remember that thing that happened between Camille and Taylor at the tea party, well, Russell didn’t like that. He’s sent an email to Camille threatening to sue& nbsp;”

“Because she repeated something Taylor said,?” Paul finishes. Even he’s learned the party line.

CREATIVE FRICTION

How’s Ray J. Gonna React To The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Rumors?

By Shakenya Jackson

WORD ON THE TABLOID STREETS IS HIP HOP IMPRESARIO KANYE WEST IS AGAIN COURTING the nearly divorced Kardashian, Kim.

Buzz about the two “boning” was high last January after Kim’s sister, Khloe, confirmed that they were seeing each other. Then last week the two were spotted exchanging spit at a Jay-Z concert afterparty, provoking some to speculate about America’s future “most hated” celebrity couple.

WIGGING OUT

Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Who’s Your Poppa?

By Karen Malmquist

NOW THAT THE MIRACLE OF KIM’S BABY’S BIRTH IS FINALLY OUT OF THE WAY, let’s return to the typical pettiness that is The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

JUGGLING ASSORTED BALLS

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Slouching In Gommorah

By Trisha B.

ON A BRILLIANT SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DAY, WE JOIN TAYLOR AND LISA while having a lunch and chat on the small patio of Lisa’s Villa Blanca. The Beverly Hills restaurant is decorated so pristinely white it’s blinding. I would only order white wine for fear of immediately spilling my drink on the linen tablecloth.

Taylor tells Lisa that she was drunk at Brandi’s get together and that’s why she lashed out at DD. She says it only takes 2 glasses of wine for her to be three sheets to the wind. Right, just like the classic, ” only had two beers, officer.”

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW

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Britney Buzz: Jason Trawick Puts A Ring On It

By Miz J

A THIRD WALK DOWN THE AISLE IS IN BRITNEY’S FUTURE, FOLKS.

Turns out Ms. Spears’guy Jason Trawick’s has been spotted ring shopping all over Malibu, most notably at Tiffany and Harry Winston. As Liz proved, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, after all.

And now Us confirms the news: “This is something they’ve both wanted for a long time,” says a source. “It’s a way to cement their family. They’re both extremely happy and can’t wait to become man and wife.” The couple will reportedly celebrate the news in Las Vegas this weekend.

BritBrit herself hinted at the news when she tweeted this morning: “OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.”

THIS DECISION RATES A 10

Jock Shock: Howard Stern Joins America’s Got Talent

By Elizabeth C.

TV STANDARDS REALLY HAVE FALLEN TO A NEW LOW: Howard Stern is joining the judging panel of America’s Got Talent.

The shock jock will join Simon Cowell’s prime-time talent show next spring while continuing to do his SiriusXM Satellite radio program.

ACCIDENTAL SECRETS-BUSTING

The UnWikiLeaks: New York Times Reporter Stumbles Upon Damning Classified Iraq Docs

By Elizabeth C.

IF JUST ONCE LEAKED MILITARY DOCUMENTS REVEALED U.S. SOLDIERS going to extraordinary lengths to save civilians or guarantee justice, then we could buy the argument that ‘classified’ means more than travesty.