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Justin Bieber Gets His Wish? Woman Claims Popster Fathered Love Child

DID JUSTIN BIEBER FATHER A BABY during a backstage concert quickie with a 19-year-old girl? If so, he’s fulfilled his wish to become a father by his early 20s.

LUCKY TO GET OUT ALIVE

An Open Letter To Kris Humphries

DEAR KRIS,

Of course you’re smarting after TMZ told you that your klassy wife had filed for divorce. But dry your tears because from where I sit you should fall on your knees, scream Hallejuah! and give thanks for the out.

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

Some Things Aren’t Meant To Be: The Kardashian-Humphries Marriage

By Karen Malmquist

THE MARRIAGE LASTED a grand total of 72 days, and just weeks ago E! aired a four-hour special about the wedding.

Did everyone see this coming? Yes. Did Kim really blow $20 million on a wedding that was outlived by some people’s pedicures? Yes.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Gorging On Fabulosity

By Trisha B.

COME. LET’S POP SOME BUBBLY in our friend Mohamed’s amazing mansion, a place so magnificent it even boggles Lisa’s mind. This week we’re invited to the engagement party for Lisa’s daughter Pandora and her handsome fiance, Jason. Oooo, I can smell the money. Remember to wipe your feet before entering!