A MASKED PROTESTER WALKS AWAY AS Oakland, Ca. police use tear gas to clear out demonstrators reacting to the city’s dismantling of Occupy Oakland’s Tent City Tuesday morning. More than 100 people were arrested during clashes with police.
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AMY WINEHOUSE DIED FROM ALCOHOL POISONING — and not from withdrawal from it as her father contended, a coroner ruled Wednesday.
The R&B singer’s blood alcohol level was five times over the legal drunk-driving limit, according to pathologist Suhail Baithundi.
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HE ARRIVES BY SEA SANS BOAT OR FLOAT. He’s awash in primary colors of red and yellow and green. And he bears a strange message on his chest: ‘NO REAL THAN YOU ARE.’
He’s the seafaring giant Lego Man who’s traveled two continents, most recently arriving on the sands of the U.S. by way of Siesta Key Village, Fla.
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THE CONSPIRACY THEORY IS TRUE: THE WORLD REALLY IS RUN BY A SMALL CLUB OF BUSINESSMEN.
A new study released by the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology confirms that a mere 147 transnational companies have a wildly disproportionate influence over global wealth.
THE POISON SISTERS Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: Bully For You By Karen Malmquist BEFORE WE RESUME WATCHING KIM AND KYLE PECK BRANDI to death with their pointy little noses and their dangerously cutting mouths (yes, I can bully too!), Lisa stops by Adrienne’s to give her a cooking lesson.
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U.S. BANKS’ BLOCKADE OF WIKILEAKS threatens to shut down the whistleblowing news agency that has helped trigger democratic revolutions around the globe.
In a press conference in London today, WikiLeaks’ founder Julian Assange said WikiLeaks could shutter as soon as January because of U.S. financial institutions'”extralegal” assault on its supporters’ free speech.
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THE LADIES SHARPENED THEIR CLAWS ON LAST SUNDAY’S Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special. But the fur flew last night as Teresa hissed and scratched to defend herself against Caroline, Melissa and Kathy.
SINCE RECENTLY WRAPPING SEASON FIVE OF Jersey Shore, America’s favorite party animals show no signs of slowing down. And it looks like they’ll need to keep up the drama if they don’t want a drop in ratings like they saw in season four.
FRIENDS OF THE OHIO MAN WHO RELEASED HIS MENAGERIE OF EXOTIC PETS BEFORE KILLING HIMSELF defended him as an animal lover who “wasn’t some kind of nut.”
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EVEN FOR CHRONIC CONSUMERS OF NEWS, this week’s headlines were particularly gruesome.
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