TRUTH IN JEST?

Kathy Griffin Cracks Wise About Michele Bachmann’s Effeminate Husband

Staff

IN THE INTEREST OF COMEDY AND POLITICAL BALANCE, KATHY GRIFFIN OUGHT TO GO ON TOUR SHADOWING THE MAJOR REPUBLICAN candidates.

LAST WEEKEND OF SUMMER

It’s Labor Day Weekend — Blow It Out With Gaskets

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LAST OFFICIAL WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER, KIDDIES. Trapped in doors? Blow it out with Gaskets’ Ross Harmon and Teddy Blanks.

Tuesday will be a year since Harmon committed suicide by taking a bottle of pills. What a loss to the world. RIP, bro.

HER STORY’S OUT

Oksana Grigorieva Wins $750,000 In Custody Settlement — And The Right To The Truth

By Elizabeth C.

THE CUSTODY BATTLE BETWEEN MEL GIBSON AND OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS OVER — for now, and I say that because even legal agreements can change.

ASININE

JCPenney Sells Stupid To Girls

By Elizabeth C.

I‘M WILLING TO BET WHAT’S LEFT OF MY 401K THAT THERE wasn’t a woman with decision-making power in the room when the suits came up with the “I’m too pretty to do homework” T-shirt concept.

THE TAX ON UGLY

Being Ugly Will Cost You

By Elizabeth C.

WITH APOLOGIES TO LEO TOLSTOY, ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE ALIKE, BUT THE ugly are hideous in their own way.

Seriously, how many of us have actually encountered a truly ugly person? Looking back, I can’t think of too many that stand out, except there was this one woman with a ginormous, bulbous, lumpy nose I worked with in Atlanta.