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Britney’s Rumored Wedding Bling, Clooney Tangles With Girl Wrestler & Jennifer Lopez Practices Weird Science


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Britney’s Rumored Wedding Bling, Clooney Tangles With Girl Wrestler & Jennifer Lopez Practices Weird Science

By Elizabeth C.

IS BRIT-BRIT ABOUT TO BE BLINGEED? George Clooney wrestles a new love interest. And Jennifer Lopez tests her chemistry with Bradley Cooper. Tuesday’s gossip is a love connection.

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There Will Be Blood: Charlie Sheen Bowed But Not Broken After Roast


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There Will Be Blood: Charlie Sheen Bowed But Not Broken After Roast

GETTING EVISCERATED BY CRUEL WITS HAS HAD A REVELATORY EFFECT ON CHARLIE SHEEN.

During last weekend’s roast taped by Comedy Central, comic Hollywood launched its own own torpedo of truth at the notorious party boy with a penchant for porn and rough play with women. No topic was taboo.

“It’s amazing,” joked actress Kate Walsh from Grey’s Anatomy. “Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidneys and your liver, the only thing you’ve had removed is your kids.”

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How Debt Can Haunt You Like The Crypt Keeper


Posted by Nancy Zimmerman on 13 Sep 2011 / 0 Comment
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How Debt Can Haunt You Like The Crypt Keeper

By Nancy Zimmerman

Nancy ZimmermanLIKE A BAD HORROR MOVIE IN WHICH THE CREEPER JUST WON’T DIE, YOUR DEBT will haunt even after death.

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Past Is Prologue: A Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap


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Past Is Prologue: A Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Recap

By Karen Malmquist

Karen M.THIS WEEK ON REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS, Kyle is moving into her new home, and calls on the morally corrupt Faye Resnick for help. Basically Faye just comes over to tell the movers that certain placements of the furniture look ridiculous.

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Fat Guy To White Castle: Supersize My Table!


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 12 Sep 2011 / 0 Comment
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Fat Guy To White Castle: Supersize My Table!

By Elizabeth C.

A NEW YORK MAN IS SUING WHITE CASTLE CLAIMING THAT THE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT DISCRIMINATES AGAINST HEFTIES.

Kessman says he loves him some sliders, but his craving comes at a price: he claims the table and chairs inside White Castle are too small for his 290 pound frame.

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Madonna Beats Up Hydrangeas In Mock “Finger” To Criticism


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Madonna Beats Up Hydrangeas In Mock “Finger” To Criticism

OH THAT MADGE, SHE THINKS SHE’S HILARIOUS, even when she looks like Anthony Perkin’s mother in Psycho. Poor wilted deluded flower.

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Yet Another “Ironic” T-Shirt Banishes Girls To Stupid


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Yet Another “Ironic” T-Shirt Banishes Girls To Stupid

CAN YOU IMAGINE LARRY PAGE WEARING Forever 21’s “Allergic To Alegebra” T-SHIRT?

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Insidious Is In The House! A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap


Posted by Karen Malmquist on 12 Sep 2011 / 0 Comment
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Insidious Is In The House! A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

Karen M.THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY DECIDE TO HALF-ASS A CHARITY 5K. But before any running begins, Teresa needs to unload after seeing her brother at her book signing.

As Caroline and Jacqueline pull up to the Manzo house, they find Teresa sitting in her car primping. The three ladies go inside and discuss the book signing. Caroline tells Teresa to call Melissa. When she does, they talk over each other about the texting war between their husbands.

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Does Cranky Madonna Still Qualify As “Cougar” — Or Is She Now Just Old?


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 09 Sep 2011 / 1 Comment
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Does Cranky Madonna Still Qualify As “Cougar” — Or Is She Now Just Old?

By Elizabeth C.

IS THERE AN AGE WHEN the mature woman who likes sex with hot boys no longer qualifies for the descriptive “cougar?”

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Jersey Shore

Fist Pumps, Push Ups, Chapstick! A Jersey Shore Recap


Posted by Karen Malmquist on 09 Sep 2011 / 0 Comment
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Fist Pumps, Push Ups, Chapstick! A Jersey Shore Recap

By Karen Malmquist

Karen M.L IFE AT DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION FINDS THE HOUSEMATES TRYING TO repair their relationships — as well as their dry scaly lips with frequent slathering of Chapstick. (Look forward to Snooki flavor coming soon to a convenience store near you!)

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