“OH, NO, WAIT! Europe is that big cruntry!”
Yes, “cruntry.” With an “r.” The uttering of such a word can only mean one thing: Snooki is back in our lives!
By Elizabeth C.
LAUREN AMBROSE WAS FUNNY AS THE WISECRACKING, Hearst-driving, sometimes-funereal teenage star of HBO’s Six Feet Under. Now she becomes the Funny Girl.
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IS THERE TROUBLE IN PARADISE?
Jennifer Aniston and new beau Justin Theroux have been snapped looking glum in recent photographs together.
WOW, LILO CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THAT sweet, sweet commercial money. And looks like advertisers can’t get enough of her either.
By Trisha B.
AWWWWW, hells no, this second reunion is also an hour and a half??!! Bravo, you need to take your Prozac — this is getting repetitive.
But let’s relive last week’s highlights clips. Jill has sat back down after decrying the children talk. LuAnn gets right into Ramona for dissing her parenting skills. Ramona tells her to own it. Ha.
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JENNIFER LOPEZ is into self-love. Ashton Kutcher has one big enough for two and a half men. Lady Gaga goes missionary. Angelina absolutely, positively, really truly means it this time, prefers being a mom over movie star. Tuesday’s gossip is full of face.
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YOU’D THINK Britney “Involuntary Hold 5150” Spears would know better than the average basket case to thrust a three-year-old in the spotlight, shine it on the web and then cheer loudly when the lights go out.
But families perpetuating the sins of parents is what keeps shrinks in business after all.
Read more → MICHAELE AND TARIQ SALAHI GET OFF ON EJECULATIONS. The Beverly Hills Housewives promise you shall know their velocity. And will NeNe Leakes place nice-nice with Atlanta’s new playa?
By Karen Malmquist
ARE WE THERE YET?
Do you know how the stores are now skipping Thanksgiving and putting up Christmas decorations right after Halloween? You know, to tap into your emotions by blurring sentiment with spending? So by the day after Christmas you’re sick and bloated from debt and delusion?
Welcome to The Real Housewives of New Joisey, where this holiday season has lingered longer than a bad case of mono.
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