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Archives / August 2011

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Steve Jobs Steps Down As Apple CEO


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 24 Aug 2011 / 0 Comment
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HIS REIGN ENDS


Steve Jobs Steps Down As Apple CEO

By Elizabeth C.

APPLE CEO STEVE JOBS, THE COMPUTER SAVANT WHO propelled the company to heady technological heights with its dazzling array of “i” tech toys, resigned today after 14 years at the company’s helm.

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Whack Wednesday!


Posted by Miz J on 24 Aug 2011 / 1 Comment
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WONDERS NEVER CEASE

Credit: Twitter Credit: Vanity Fair

Whack Wednesday!

Courtney Stodden’s A Show About Nothing, Washington (Monument) Is Officially Cracked & Groupon On Verge Of Catastrophe?

By Miz J

Miz JSO APPARENTLY YESTERDAY’S EAST COAST
EARTHQUAKE
fucked with the Washington Monument, and flooded Facebook with inane updates about how Law & Order: SVU reruns were being interrupted.

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Guests At Kim Kardashian Wedding Snipe About Fake Show Of It All


Posted by Crabby Golightly on 24 Aug 2011 / 0 Comment
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Guests At Kardashian-Humphries Wedding Snipe About Fake ‘Show’ Of It All

AT LAST! SOME DRIP OF NEWS THAT ACTUALLY COMMANDS attention to the Kardashian-Humphries betrothal.

In the cattiest gossip so far about the fake wedding that dominated the (always slow) weekend news, Us Weekly reports that Kris Humphries’ family “looked appalled” at the reality TV production of the century.

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Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Knock Down Rumors Of A Break-Up


Posted by Crabby Golightly on 24 Aug 2011 / 0 Comment
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PLAYED

Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Knock Down Rumors Of A Break-Up

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OOOPS, SOMEONE’S PLAYED THE ULTIMATE PLAYAS AS Will and Jada Pinkett Smith bat down rumors that the two have separated.

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Illegal Drugs Didn’t Kill Amy Winehouse: Statement


Posted by Crabby Golightly on 23 Aug 2011 / 1 Comment
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COD UNDETERMINED


Illegal Drugs Didn’t Kill Amy Winehouse: Toxicology Report

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TOXICOLOGY TESTS ON SOULFUL BRITISH R & B SINGER AMY WINEHOUSE FOUND NO illegal drugs in her body when she died, according to a family statement.

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January Jones Sends Shivers Down Her Make-Pretend Son’s Spine


Posted by Miz J on 23 Aug 2011 / 1 Comment
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TAKING AIM


January Jones Sends Shivers Down Her Make-Pretend Son’s Spine

By Miz J

Miz JFOLKS, IF YOU THOUGHT THAT BETTY DRAPER WAS colder than a frozen Botox needle, then listen to what’s being said about January Jones.

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Confirm Baby No. 3 On Way


Posted by Crabby Golightly on 23 Aug 2011 / 1 Comment
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STORK NEWS

 

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Confirm Baby No. 3 On Way

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LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE TRYING FOR A BOY: Ben Affleck and super mommy Jennifer Garner have announced thev’ve got a proverbial bun in the oven.

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Megan Fox Disappears Marilyn Monroe Tat to Remove “Negative Energy”


Posted by Crabby Golightly on 22 Aug 2011 / 0 Comment
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MARKED FOR TROUBLE

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Megan Fox Disappears Marilyn Monroe Tat to Remove “Negative Energy”

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THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING MARILYN MONROE TATTOO HAS BEEN SOLVED: Vapid starlet Megan Fox has confirmed that she’s getting her ink of the dead sex symbol removed from her forearm.

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Everything But A Sex Tape: Jersey Shore Cast Reels In The Green With Show Tie-Ins


Posted by Karen Malmquist on 22 Aug 2011 / 0 Comment
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RAKING IT IN


Everything But A Sex Tape: Jersey Shore Cast Reels In The Green With Show Tie-Ins

By Karen Malmquist

Karen M.IN AN ATTEMPT TO EXTEND THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME, the cast of Jersey Shore have ventured into books, slippers, more books, acting, perfume, bronzer, music, and being paid to not wear things. Take that, Kardashians!

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Anywhere But Here: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap


Posted by Karen Malmquist on 22 Aug 2011 / 0 Comment
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FACE OFF


Anywhere But Here: A Real Housewives Of New Joisey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

Karen M.WE RETURN TO ASHLEY’S LUNCH WITH HER FAMILY, where her father is lecturing her and her mother has left the room crying. Her father is telling her to go get her mother and apologize, but Ashley doesn’t want to. After her dad and stepmom take her downstairs to see her mom, Jacqueline is still frustrated. Ashley’s still mad and doesn’ think she needs to apologize.

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