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Marinating In Fun

A reveler soaks up the fun at the 66th annual “Tomatina” tomato fight in Bunol, Spain, Wednesday.

FIERCE

Tiger ‘Mom’ Socks Bear To Save Dog

Staff

TWENTY-TWO YEAR OLD BROOKE COLLINS IS ONE FIERCE MOMMA, even if she’s only mom to a dachshund, Fudge.

Collins of Anchorage, Alaska, punched a black bear in the face Sunday night when she found it with its jaw clamped down on the neck of her pooch.

THE CRYING GAME

Transgendered Dad Ironically Claims Chaz Bono ”Stole His Thunder”

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THE WORLD’S FIRST “TRANSGENDERED FATHER” THOMAS BEATIE does not like the word ‘no.’

Beatie was born a girl who felt like a boy who neverthless still wanted babies. So Beatie got testosterone shots and grew a beard, but kept his uterus intact.

SIDESHOWS

Whack Wednesday! MTV VMA Awards Edition

Staff

GASP! LADY GAGA strapped a prosthetic penis on while channeling her Sicilian brethen Jo Calderone. All the better to completely transform into the dick that gushed onstage about Britney Spears: “She is f***ing hot. Didn’t you j*** off to Britney when you were a kid?”

EYE CANDY

A Hundred Years Of Fashion ‘Tude

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COME SEPTEMBER 13, WESTFIELD STRATFORD CITY debuts in East London the “largest urban shopping centre in Europe.”

‘CAUSE’ CELEB

Daryl Hannah Makes A Splash At Oil Pipeline Protest

By Elizabeth C.

I FOR ONE AM GRATEFUL FOR THE SERVICE OF ACTRESS-TURNED-ACTIVIST DARYL HANNAH, who could be living politically obtusely in the lap of luxury as a member of the lucky set rather than getting popped outside the White House.

The Splash and Kill Bill actress has increasingly veered from acting into environmental activism over the last few years.

EXPOSED

U.S. ‘Mengele’ Secretly Exposed Guatemalans To STDs

By Elizabeth C.

HERE’S YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE TYPE OF GOVERNMENTAL ABUSE THAT HAPPENS ALL TOO OFTEN IN OUR WORLD.

A presidential panel revealed on Monday that U.S. government agencies performed medical experiments in Guatemala in the 1940s in which test subjects were unwittingly infected with sexually transmitted diseases. And the physician who led the experiment — Dr. John C. Cutler — was also involved in the reviled Tuskegee, Ala. experiments in which black men were secretly infected with syphilis and left untreated as they suffered and died. The revelation has led BlackAgendaReport to condemn Cutler as America’s “Joseph Mengele,” the notorious Nazi “doctor of death” who performed experiments on Jewish prisoners of war.

ON THE PATH TO FORTUNE

Meet ‘Money Coach’ Nancy Zimmerman

By Nancy Zimmerman

YES, MONEY SOMETIMES FALLS FROM THE SKY.

THE ORIGINAL MEAL GIRLS

BBC Brings Back The Delicious Debauchery Of Absolutely Fabulous

By Trisha B.

I JUST READ THE MOST AWESOME NEWS: THE BBC reports that three new specials of the 90s’ addiction Absolutely Fabulous are filming right now!

THE DAILY DEAL

Millionaire Matchmaker Offers Incredible Deal On Chicago Groupon Executive!

By Elizabeth C.

WITH ITS COUPON BUSINESS MODEL TAKING HITS, GROUPON is moving into reality TV with the appearance of its senior writer Daniel Kibblesmith on the cable show Millionaire Matchmaker.

Matchmaker Patti Stanger gives the dweebish homebody Kibblesmith a “Soho” makeover on an episode that airs Monday night.