DOUBLE DARE

Now It’s Justin Timberlake’s Turn To Fulfill Patriotic Dating Duty

Staff

JUST ABOUT NOW, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS SNACKING ON HIS WORDS. The pop star publicly shamed Mila Kunis into accepting a date from U.S. Sgt. Scott Moore to the Marine Ball Corps in Greenville, N.C. later this year. “Do it for your country,” Timberlake pressed when he overheard Kunis being quizzed about the invite by a reporter while the two stars were promoting their upcoming movie, Friends With Benefits.

REAL REWIND

Simon Shaming: A Real Housewives Of New York Recap

By Trisha B.

PARTAY, PARTAY, PARTAY! There ain’t no party like a Housewife party cause a Housewife party don’t stop. But let’s skip over Ramona and LuAnn’s sweet 16 parties for their teen daughters. What happened?

JOURNEY TO THE BOTTOM

Katy Perry One-Ups Lady Gaga In “Mermaid Wars”

HERE’S A MESSAGE TO LADY GAGA FROM THE COTTON CANDIED QUEEN OF POP, KATY PERRY: Anything you can do I can do better.

VIRTUAL ROMANCE GONE AWRY

Michigan Woman Wants $8K From Waiter Who Unfriended Her

A MICHIGAN WOMAN WANTS HER FACEBOOK BEAU TO PAY UP FOR UNFRIENDING HER.

SECRET WEAPON AGAINST HOS

Hitler Even Liked His Blow-Up Dolls Ayran

EVEN PLASTIC ARYANS WERE OKAY IN HITLER’S BOOK. OR SO CLAIMS A Sun story that alleges the Führer approved the purchase of blonde plastic dolls to protect France-based Nazi troops away from diseased hookers.

SLURP!

Oh Thank Heaven: 7-Eleven Hands Out Free Slurpees For Its 84th Birthday

THERE’S NO BETTER DAY TO SEEK OUT YOUR SUGARY FIX FOR THE SLURPEE! Today, in honor of it’s 84th birthday, the convenience chain 7-Eleven is giving out free Slurpees to celebrate.

HO HO HO

Have Yourself A Very Martha Christmas: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

IT’S GUIIDO CHRISTMAS IN HOBOKEN!

As Caroline and her kids are getting her sons’ apartment ready for Christmas, are she sends the boys on a hunt for a feathered Christmas tree. Greg, Chris and Ablie’s roommate and best friend, put on his best “guido voice” and starts making some phone calls.

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

Destined To Be A Star: Posh Beckham Delivers Harper Seven

By Elizabeth C.

FASHIONISTAS EVERYWHERE are thrilling at the news that the world will soon hear the pitter patter of tiny steps following trendsetter Posh Beckham.

Victoria and David happily delivered the news today of the birth of their fourth child but first daughter, named Harper Seven Beckham.

WHY WORRY TODAY?

Let’s Get Pastied! A Real Housewives Of New York Recap

By Karen Malmquist

LET’S BE HONEST: IF ANY OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK had a good head on their shoulders, they would not be a “Real Housewife of New York.”

When faced with trying times, these women solve their problems in more unconventional, train-wreck sort of ways. Like throwing a burlesque party in hopes of ridding yourself of looming bankruptcy.

CLAP CLAP CLAP

The Transcript Of Juror No. 3: ‘They Have To Prove It. Or Else I’m A Murderer Too’

IT’S HARD TO IMAGINE A MORE THOUGHTFUL AND CONSCIENTIOUS JUROR THAN THAT OF JENNIFER FORD, AKA “JUROR NO. 3” who served on the Casey Anthony murder trial.

Ford shares insights into the jury’s reasoning, and reacts to public outrage over its “not guilty” verdict, in an in interview with ABC’s Terry Moran. The full interview is transcribed below.