BIZARRE

Pharmaceutical Exec’s Son Dies Days After Girlfriend Found Bound & Hanging

Staff

SOMETHING CREEPY’S GOING ON INSIDE A CALIFORNIA MANSION WHERE A NAKED WOMAN WAS FOUND HANGING FROM A BALCONY, HER HANDS AND FEET BOUND, last week.

Rebecca Nalepa, 32, was described as the girlfriend of Medicis Pharmaceutical CEO Jonah Shacknai, who yesterday confirmed that his six-year-old son died after falling down stairs just two days earlier in the same 27-room house mansion in San Diego County. Investigators say Nalepa suffered “a very violent and very suspicious end’ inside the mansion.

FIRST INTRODUCTIONS

The World Meets ‘Harper Seven,’ Posh & David’s Lucky Little Girl

Staff

THE GLAMOROUS BECKHAMS ARE GOING GAGA OVER BABY NO. 4, a little girl named Harper Seven. And, in turn, the media are giddy about the first photographs of the girl that the couple have released on Twitter.

REBOUNDING NICELY

Elin Nordegren, World’s Luckiest Woman, Dates Up After Tiger

By Elizabeth C.

ELIN NORDEGREN HAS RECOVERED NICELY FROM THE MORTIFYING EMBARASSMENT of her ex-husband’s extra-curricular affairs. The former Mrs. Tiger Woods has apparently captured the attentions of Jamie Dingman, the son of American billionaire businessman Michael Dingman.

“He’s never been so happy,” the New York Post quotes a source (and we’ll keep our fingers crossed that the info wasn’t overheard in a tapped phone call).

“He and Elin have strong feelings for each other. He’s a classic all-American guy. He’s handsome, a total gentleman and low-key. He’s never been in the press. Elin’s a very lucky girl; he’s a great guy but very private.”

A ‘HUMMER’ DINGER

This Is Your Brain On Vain: A Real Housewives Of New York Recap

By Trisha B.

WE’RE WALTZING INTO A MEETING WITH LUANN AND HER MUSIC PRODUCER, CHRIS.

She’s brought along her assistant, Michael. I admire you Michael. I admire anyone who can assist these neurotics.

A FULL ACCOUNTING

In Attempt To Come Clean, Wired Reveals Dirty Hand In Lamo-Manning Affair

By Elizabeth C.

A YEAR AFTER INTRODUCING US TO BRADLEY MANNING, WIRED ATTEMPTS TO COME CLEAN BY RELEASING THE FULL chat logs between Adrian Lamo and the military analyst accused of spilling U.S. government secrets to WikiLeaks. But the chats’ release only further muddy the tech publication’s reputation.

HE’S REALLY REAL

In Defense Of Simon Van Kempen

By Trisha B.

I‘VE NEVER READ THE BLOGS OF THE HOUSEWIVES BUT CURIOSITY FINALLY GOT THE BEST OF ME.

I was so confused about the tiff between Simon and Jill that I decided to read Simon’s blog entry for the latest episode. It was everything I expected — gossipy and to the point. He’s totally the seventh Housewife.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN

Painting The Town Red — And Purple, Blue & Yellow, Too

CURIOSITY IS THE MOST AWESOME FUEL FOR EXPLORATION.

GRADUATING

Glee‘s Popular Kids Getting Kicked Out Of McKinley High

By Karen Malmquist

THE HIT DRAMEDY GLEE IS GETTING REAL.

When Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and the other incoming seniors graduate next spring, the show won’t follow them to college. And Mr. Shue will not follow them to a fictional place of higher learning.

THAT’S NEW YORK

No You Can’t Take Me Away From Me: A Real Housewives Of New York Recap

By Trisha B.

SINCE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS IN THE BIG APPLE, Sonja decides to throw a burlesque jam. Hope she does it up right or Jill will have a field day.

She goes costume shopping with Ramona and her daughter, Avery. Sonja asks Avery if she wants to come to the party. Avery looks like she asked her to strip right here and now. She pretty much says, ‘With all you old people in nipple baring bustiers? No thank you.’ She thinks these clothes are only fit for Halloween. I love that.

MORSELS

Whack Wednesday! Brangelina’s Engaged, This Milk Ad Will Give You Cramps and Murdock’s Biggest Deal Goes Bust

By Miz J

JUST IN TIME FOR WHACK WEDNESDAY COMES THE ULTIMATE WHACK: BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA ARE GETTING MARRIED.