BUT OF COURSE

Study Of Cheaters Concludes Cheaters Cheat

By Elizabeth C.

WHEN TWO SOCIAL SCIENTISTS WANTED TO STUDY sexual behavior on the Internet, they hooked up with visitors to the online adultery service AshleyMadison.com.

A POINTED MESSAGE

The Ban Against Gays Donating Blood Is Costing Lives — And Pain

By Trisha B.

MY WORK HUSBAND DREW IS GAY. And no, I’m not a faghag, I prefer to call myself a “gaymay.”

Anyway, we’re having a blood drive on our job and I signed right up. I immediately CQD Drew to see if he would give as well. “They don’t want my blood,” he said.

WHAAH?!

Whack Wednesday!

Michele Bachmann’s High-Heeled Headaches, Summer’s Eve New Ad Smells Bad, and Why Do We Still Care About J. Lo?

By Miz J

SO GET THIS, YOU GUYS:

Apparently Michele Bachmann that’s so bad, she can’t function. Not only do I love the fact that she blames high heels, which SHE WEARS ALL THE TIME, but that she gets this headache once a week.

SO SO MODEST

An Adorable Matt Damon Overlooks How Brangelina Sold Themselves To The Game

By Elizabeth C.

THE VERY MODEST AND DOWN-TO-EARTH MATT DAMON SPOKE ADORABLY ABOUT HIS POOR RICH FRIENDS WHOM HE SAYS ARE imprisoned by fame.

“I have friends who are like prisoners,” Damon mused on German television Tele 5. “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for instance. They can’t just go someplace. If they go for a walk, it turns into an international incident.”

URBAN MYTH

Philly Mayor Takes To Twitter To Set Record Straight On ‘Anti-Texting’ Campaign

By Trisha B.

WORD ON THE WEB IS THAT TEXTING WHILE WALKING IS NOW ILLEGAL IN PHILADELPHIA. NOT TRUE!

UNGUARDED

Lady Gaga On Howard Stern: I Lost Virginity At 17 & Thought Coke Was My Only ‘Friend’

By Elizabeth C.

RADIO’S REVELATORY POWERS BROADCASTED LOUDLY YESTERDAY WHEN LADY GAGA PAID Howard Stern a visit to his studio.

In a revealing interview that spans 88 minutes, the pop diva reveals a touching love for her father, admits to eating issues, urges teen girls to hold off having sex, and says that used cocaine because it “made me feel I had a friend.” Listen to it inside.

WTF

17-Year-Old Hammers Parents To Death, Then Throws Party For 60

Staff

A 17-year-old Florida teen is under arrest, accused of bludgeoning his parents with a hammer, then locking their corpses in a bedroom while hosting a party.

“We believe that Mom was killed first, then Dad, and then Tyler put the bodies back inside the room,” Port St. Lucie Police detective Tom Nichols. “They were laid on the floor with the hammer between them where he tried to conceal the bodies with household items.”

She’s Baaack! Rebecca Black Answers Critics In Follow-up to Friday

Staff

HATERS ARE GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY: Rebecca Black’s new formulaic video hits the Internet today.

DECONSTRUCTING LOVE

“Nonstop Arguing” Put Kabosh On Jennifer Lopez-Marc Anthony Marriage

Staff

THEY’RE GORGEOUS, RICH AND TALENTED, but that wasn’t enough to keep Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony happy together.

MAKING SPIRITS FIGHT

The “G” Stands For Grinch: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

TERESA GIUDICE CAN REALLY IDENTIFY WITH ANGELINA JOLIE. Makes sense, right?

After asking Joe when all the stuff in the press regarding their bankruptcy will end, she says that she really knows how Mr. and Mrs. Pitt must feel. Not sure what she means by that, but …moving on.

Melissa decorates the Christmas tree while Joe watches, and he asks her who’s coming to their upcoming party. She tells him that everyone they know is coming, including the Giudices. I really want “everyone” to exclude Kim G., but thanks to the constant commercials throughout the past week, I must brace for crap storm ahead.