PIGS

Outrage After Pig Abuse Videotaped, Followed By The Usual Empty Promise Of Change

CRUELTY IS STANDARD PRACTICE IN PIG PRODUCTION, and the video just released by the advocacy group Mercy for Animals proves it.

The nauseating video, which depicts workers slamming sick piglets to the ground for quick killing, and being castrated or “docked” without anesthesia, was shot by a worker who deliberately sought work at Iowa Select Farms.

IT’S REAL AND IT’S SPECTACULAR

Filthy Rich Bank Customer Rubs It In Poors’ Faces

SOME FILTHY RICH WANKER — YES THAT’S CLASS ENVY TALKING — stopped by a Capital One ATM on June 18 for a little pocket money.

Update: Dealbreaker has outed the account owner: David Tepper, founder of the Appaloosa Hedge Fund, who keeps brass balls on his desk and rubs them during the day for luck. So I wasn’t off when I called him a wanker.

REACHING NEW HEIGHTS

Mission Possible: New Trailer Delivers Buzz On Tom Cruise’s Upcoming Spy Thriller

The ghosts of the Cold War live on — at least in Tommy Cruise’s latest iteration of Mission Impossible, this one subtitled “Ghost Protocol.”

CENTER COURT

Photo Credit: JULIAN FINNEY/ GETTY IMAGES

Who’s She Bedding Now? Pippa Keeps Guessing Game Going At Wimbledon

By Elizabeth C.

NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY HER ROYAL SISTER, PIPPA MIDDLETON TURNED HEADS WHEN SHE SHOWED UP AT WIMBLEDON TODAY with her rumoured(spelled the British style in her honor) ex-beau Alex Loudon.

STICKY LOVE

They’ve Got A Fetish For Each Other: Ice Loves Coco

By Miz J

ME AND MY HUBS ARE HOOKED ON ICE LOVES COCO. We love it — at first just because they have the world’s cutest pit bull, Spartacus. Apparently, every time Ice tries to kiss Coco, all forty or so pounds of Spartacus jumps up and tries to get in the middle of the action.

TRUE COLORS

Photo Credit: Erin Nekervis on Flickr

Scenes From Chicago’s Gay Pride Parade

By Elizabeth C.

BY MOST ACCOUNTS, CHICAGO’S WEEKEND GAY PRIDE PARADE WAS A RIOTOUS SUCCESS.

Sure, the haters tried to deflate the party — both literally and figuratively, when vandals stabbed holes in the tires of 51 floats in the parade. But the diss didn’t deter a recordbreaking crowd of 750,000 along North Halsted Street in Chicago’s Boystown Sunday.

ROUGH PLAY

‘You Dirty Slut’: A Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW! ON THIS WEEK’S Real Housewives of New Jersey” Teresa and Co. head to Joe’s family cabin for a nice relaxing weekend away from the stresses of everyday suburban life. Well, relaxing for a Guidice affair.

GAME ON

The Score Is Love: Kate & Wills At Wimbledon

NEWLYWEDS KATE AND WILLS TOOK IN THE GAME AT WIMBLEDON TODAY IN LONDON.

The young Royals, in London ahead of their 11-day-trip to North America, attended the fourth match between tennis player Andy Murray and Richard Gasquet of France.

THAT’S TWO STRIKES AGAINST JERRY

New York Man Calls Foul Against Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Marriage Ref’

By Elizabeth C.

A NEW YORK MAN IS BLAMING JERRY SEINFELD’S CRITICALLY SKEWERED SERIES The Married Ref for busting up his marriage.

Howie Kohlenberg, 47, claims after he and Christine Kohlenberg appeared as a bickering couple on the show’s debut March 4, 2010 episode, his wife became obsessed with becoming a reality TV star.

SNAP

Clicking: Photog Drops Shot Of Jen Aniston Getting Cozy With New Beau

By Elizabeth C.

PHOTOGRAPHER TERRY RICHARDSON RELEASED A CANDID snap on his blog of Jennifer Aniston with her new beaux Justin Theroux after the three shared dinner in Soho.

The black and white photo shows a glowing Jen leaning into a beaming Theroux who’s got his arm wrapped around her. It’s the kind of still that stays on the nightstand for a lifetime. No doubt Jen has her fingers crossed.