MAKING A SPLASH

Here’s Will & Catherine’s Vanity Fair Cover

Staff

LOOKING EVERY BIT LIKE JET-SETTING ENTITLEDS, PRINCE WILLIAM AND CATHERINE MIDDLE GRACE THE COVER OF THE JULY ISSUE OF VANITY FAIR.

MONKEYING AROUND

Audiences Get Blasted On Hangover 2

Staff

CROWDS RUSHED THE THEATERS THIS WEEKEND TO SEE THE WOLF PACK GO WILD WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF STUPID.

STILL STEWING

‘Ingredientses’ To A Family Feud: A Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap

By Karen Malmquist

WITH NO YELLING OR HAIR-PULLING ON THIS WEEK’S REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY, LOOKS LIKE THE Gorga-Guidice feud may have finally reached a turning point. If Joe Gorga can finally get over himself.

LOST IN PLACE

Did Big Foot Lose His Way To The Party?

Staff

BIGFOOT HAS BEEN SPOTTED TAKING A STROLL THROUGH WOODS IN SPOKANE, WASHINGTON.

MISFORTUNE TELLING

Real Housewives Of New York: Ugly Pretty Americans Recap

By Trisha B.

WE’RE OFF TO MOROCCO ON A PRIVATE JET WITH CINDY, JILL, KELLY AND THE COUNTESS.

LuAnn is trying to teach them how to pronounce “daaaaaarling” in Arabic. She’s very excited and can’t wait to show the girls the sights.


After the cheap Koala bear gift, the low-rent party in Quogue, the cheese and cracker Masquerade ball, the drunken, threatening text messages, the irritating lunches (or no lunch, shout out to you Sonja), with Ramona constantly with Pinot in hand and now — with Sonja, Alex and Ramona traveling on a different flight — it’s shaping up to be the blondes versus the brunettes/redhead. Whew. Let’s get ready to RUUUMBLE in an exotic land.

WHO YOU CALLING CRAZY?

Bradley Manning & The Power To Define “Crazy”

By Elizabeth C.

IT’S TELLING THAT AS THE MEDIA RAISES QUESTIONS ABOUT BRADLEY MANNING’S MENTAL FITNESS there’s nary a suggestion that the two U.S. helicopter pilots who neatly gunned down Iraqi civilians are sick.

That’s because “crazy” depends largely on who has the power to define.

Republican Ron Paul Backs WikiLeaks’ Right To Publish U.S. Government Documents

What Makes Bradley Manning Tick? The Psychology Of Whistleblowers

SOLD!

With This Bling I’ll Thee Wed! Kim Kardashian Sells Out To The Highest Bidder

By Elizabeth C.

I SMELL SYNERGY!

News events force me to type two words I never imagined uttering: Kim Kardashian. Yet the buzz about her $2 million emerald cut engagement ring is so loud I can’t ignore the clamor.

The dark-haired beauty who’s famous for nothing except being famous has sold herself to the highest bidder!

REVERBERATIONS

While Schwarzenegger Boils Over New Charges, Shriver Schmoozes With Oprah

By Elizabeth C.

WHILE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER BLASTS REPORTS IN THE National Enquirer that he misused his security detail while California’s governor, his estranged wife Maria Shriver has been spotted hanging out with Oprah in Chicago.

“Today’s story from the National Enquirer is totally and completely false,” the actor’s lawyer said in a statement.

COUNTRY WINS

Pop Stars Steal Spotlight From Newly Crowned American Idol Scotty McCreery

By Karen Malmquist

COUNTRY CROONER SCOTTY MCCREERY IS THE NEW AMERICAN IDOL, CROWNED ON A NIGHT THAT THE SINGING CONTEST took a backseat to big names. A whack Lady Gaga, bootylicious Beyonce and U2’s Bono all showed up to hawk their latest projects.

IT’S SHOWTIME

Lauren Alaina Gets Her Groove Back In Time For American Idol

By Karen Malmquist

THANK GOD THERE’S A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.

Dr. Sean Nassari revealed last night that 16-year-old Lauren Alaina blew a vocal chord while “really pushing her voice to get the maximum sound out.” But after taking “a lot of medicines,” Alaina was ready to go on the first night of the two-part American Idol finale.