Obama Trumps The Donald At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

PRESIDENT OBAMA ZINGED “BIRTHER” DONALD TRUMP WHO WAS A GUEST AT THIS YEAR’S WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER.

OUTSIDE THE COMFORT ZONE

The Rent Is Too Damn Low Party: A Real Housewives Of New York Recap

By Trisha B.

CINDY AND SONJA MEET FOR SHOPPING at Vivienne Tam and lunch at Cipriani’s. Unfortunately for Sonja, who’s really hungry, Cindy has chipped her veneers. She’s brought some Fixodent with her and the two proceed to try to fix it on the street. Germs be damned. I’m sure there’s a really nice ladies’ lounge at Vivienne Tam’s. But Cindy doesn’t want anyone to see her like that. I understand. But Sonja doesn’t.

ETERNAL

This Kiss Will Last A Lifetime

THOUGH TOO SHORT FOR OUR FANTASIES, the kiss that Catherine Elizabeth shared with Prince William on the balcony of Buckingham Palace will last a lifetime: A still photo is eternal.

OUT

Casey Abrams’ Spell Breaks: An American Idol Recap

By Karen Malmquist

AND THEN THERE WERE FIVE.

American Idol sadly said goodbye to Casey Abrams on Thursday night. Abrams was saved by the judges earlier in the season after the panel believed he was wrongfully landed at the bottom of the pack.

UNCANNY COOL

She Rules: Princess William Of Windsor

THE PRETERNATURAL COOL WITH WHICH CATHERINE ELIZABETH BECAME PRINCESS BORDERS ON UNNERVING.

Not a hint of nerves rattles the image of Catherine proceeding down the aisle in Westminster Abbey. She sits straighter, appears more poised than the princely man next to her who was born into the pomp.

WHITE WEDDING

The Money Shot

CATHERINE ELIZABETH MIDDLETON STEPS OUT OF THE LIMO THAT DELIVERS HER TO DESTINY AND REVEALS THE UP-TO-NOW STATE SECRET: Sarah Burton of Alexander McQueen designed the wedding gown.

BUT WILL YOU STILL LOVE HIM…

James Durbin Woos & Wows: An American Idol Recap

By Karen Malmquist

AMERICAN IDOL PAID TRIBUTE TO YET another legend, and this time it was a lady. A true class act whose music has been celebrated for years: Miley Cyrus!

Just kidding. But she was one of the coaches this week for the top six’s Carole King tribute.

The teen idol crashed Lauren Alaina’s rehearsal with Jimmy Iovine, thrilling the young contestant. Cyrus gave Alaina some generic “be yourself” advice and told her that she listens to Alaina’s music “all the time.” She must’ve also dressed the contestant for her performance, because she came out singing Where You Lead looking like Cyrus’ stand-in for Hannah Montana.

BUT WILL YOU STILL LOVE HIM…

James Durbin Woos & Wows: An American Idol Recap

By Karen Malmquist

AMERICAN IDOL PAID TRIBUTE TO YET another legend, and this time it was a lady. A true class act whose music has been celebrated for years: Miley Cyrus!

Just kidding. But she was one of the coaches this week for the top six’s Carole King tribute.

The teen idol crashed Lauren Alaina’s rehearsal with Jimmy Iovine, thrilling the young contestant. Cyrus gave Alaina some generic “be yourself” advice and told her that she listens to Alaina’s music “all the time.” She must’ve also dressed the contestant for her performance, because she came out singing Where You Lead looking like Cyrus’ stand-in for Hannah Montana.

A TOUCHY SUBJECT

Former Miss USA “Molested” By TSA Worker

By Elizabeth C.

THE CIVIL WAR BETWEEN TSA WORKERS AND TRAVELING AMERICANS RATCHES UP A NOTCH with former Miss USA 2003 crying foul over a TSA patdown she received at the Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport.

“I’m sure this woman is just doing her job, but she …actually felt, touched my vagina,” actress and former beauty queen Susie Castillo, who appears on NBC’s series SCHOOL PRIDE, says on a video posted on YouTube.

WANTED: COLORFUL PERSONALITIES

Chicago’s Boystown To Star In Future Reality Series

Staff

CHICAGO’S BOYSTOWN, A MECCA FOR THE CITY’S LGBT SET, IS COMING OUT NATIONALLY IN A BIG WAY: The northern stretch of Halsted Street is reportedly the site of an upcoming reality show entitled — what else — Boystown.

According to ChicagoPride.com, producers from MTV’s The Real World and Logo TV’s A-List were in town over the weekend searching for “big personalities” to anchor the show.