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Searching For Salvation From BP’s Assault On The Sea


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 31 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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TESTING OUR FAITH

Philippe Cousteau Jr. Ted Turner

Searching For Salvation From BP’s Assault On The Sea

By Elizabeth C.

I MET GOD IN THE MUSEUM OCEANIQUE DE MONACO IN THE SUMMER OF 1993.

If faith’s a choice, I remember clearly stepping toward it while watching the teeming gorgeous diversity of life in the salt water tanks of the museum founded by legendary oceanographer Jacques Cousteau.

And though I’ve since fallen back to doubt, I was convinced that day that this underwater world was too spectacular, too wondrous, to be an accident.

Perhaps this is why I’m paying particular attention to what Cousteau’s grandson told Bill Mayer on his TV show two days ago.

Philippe Cousteau Jr., cofounder of EarthEcho International, is setting off the panic button that our oceans cannot recover on their own from man’s assault.

“I could cut my leg off, I could cut my arm off, I could gouge my eye out, I’d still probably survive, but not very well, and that’s what we’re doing to the ocean,” Cousteau said during the interview.

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Obama Should Appoint Al Gore To Spearhead Resolving, Investigating Oil Spill


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 30 May 2010 / 1 Comment
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FACELESSNESS = UNACCOUNTABILITY

Credit: AP

Obama Should Appoint Al Gore To Spearhead Resolving, Investigating BP Oil Spill

By Elizabeth C.

Al Gore AL GORE, WILL YOU PLEASE STAND UP?

As millions of gallons of oil continue to pollute the Gulf of Mexico — wiping out sea life, ecosystems, fishing and tourist economies — no single person has emerged as a credible leader in this fight against time.

The emotionally cool President Obama does not have the temper to react swiftly to the crisis, is accused of helping to obfuscate the facts, and provokes pundits and critics to label this man-made assault on nature his Katrina.

On Friday, the president traveled to the Louisiana Gulf Coast for the first time nearly six weeks after the explosion.

The consequences of America’s unquenchable taste for oil now literally stains our shores.

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Sex

The Low-Down: Answers To Your Burning Questions


Posted by Avoine Sauvage on 29 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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CURIOUS MINDS WANT TO KNOW

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The Low-Down: Answers To Your Burning Questions

Credit: The Reminder's Deluxe EPDEAR AVOINE,

Which is better: fake moaning or no moaning at all? - -DB.

If you’re just not a moaner, don’t force it, but understand that we all appreciate some verbal reinforcement, be it in actual words or euphoric sighs/moans/grunts. Is the sex that great to begin with? If you’re not letting any breath escape your lips, I’d say that all signs point to “no.”

How do I keep from crossing into “friend territory” with someone I’m into? -DG.

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Rosie Is The New Hot Thang From Transformers’ Michael Bay


Posted by Madi S. on 28 May 2010 / 1 Comment
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BUT CAN SHE TALK?

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Rosie Is The New Hot Young Thang From Transformers’ Michael Bay

By Madi S.

Madi S.WANTED: HOT, YOUNG DUMB THING WITH A PENCHANT FOR POTTY MOUTH. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. MUST BE WILLING TO WORK UNDER EXTREME CONDITIONS.

Transformers’ director Michael Bay has found his girl!

British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will play Shia Labeouf’s love
interest in Transformers 3. The British model reportedly replaces Megan Fox in the action boobs and bombs movie franchise.

Credit: JustJared As soon as word was out that Megan had “quit” the gig, wags began speculating on her replacement and word was that Bay was considering several models. Other names that showed up on his “potential” included Miranda Kerr and Bar Rafaeli.

But for Bay, everything came up Rosie.

Outfoxed: Megan Fox Scrambles To Set Record Straight On Who Nixed Transformers Role.

Megan Fox’s 10 Most Fearsome Quotes.

Megan Fox Gets Stupid, Proves She’s No Angelina.

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The Lying Cheating Jesse James Excavates His Past


Posted by Madi S. on 27 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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LIAR’S PANTS ON FIRE

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The Lying Cheating Jesse James Excavates His Past

By Madi S.

Madi S.POOR VANILLA GORILLA. His cheatin’ heart is the fault of a thug daddy who beat and humiliated him as a kid.

Of course, daddy Larry James’s denies those stories and is telling folks he “would have died” before hurting his children. Calls Jesse “the apple of my eye.”

“I think he made these allegations because he’s told so many lies for so many years about his childhood,” James professed to Radaronline, and his ex-wife is backing him up. It’s too bad for him that now his daughter says Jesse’s claims are true.

In his first interview since being outed as a serial cheater and Nazi poser, the Monster TV star claimed his father broke his arm and generally scared the eff out of him when he was a kid.

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Chicago

Playing Head Games For A Good Cause


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 26 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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WIGGING OUT

Credit: Solvara.com

Playing Head Games For A Good Cause

By Elizabeth C.

PANACHE WALKED THE RUNWAY AT THE NINTH ANNUAL TULIPS & PANSIES: The Headdress Affair which benefits VillageCare, a nonprofit providing healthcare to people living with HIV/AIDs.

Fashions’ top designers and New York’s “finest” florists cross-polinate for the night to create gorgeous, wacky, and out-of-this-world floral headresses.

“It’s big, and it’s campy and it’s fun,” said James Aguiar, said ringleader of ceremonies. “It’s the best of what fashion is. It doesn’t take itself seriously, and people are here to have a great time. Of course it’s for a good cause, but all the jaded front row stuff is gone.”

This year the event raised more than $120,000 that will go to providing direct care to AIDS/HIV patients.

Jump for more fanciful gardens grown in the fertile imaginations of New York’s designers and florists. Photos are courtesy of Paul Newland of Solvara.com.

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Music

Will Crystal Score On Lee’s Fumble? American Idol’s Final Showdown


Posted by Nicki R. on 26 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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DOWN TO THE WIRE

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Will Crystal Score On Lee’s Fumble? American Idol’s Final Showdown

By Nicki R.

Nicki R.WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES.

The buzz had Lee DeWyze winning this thing after his compelling performances of the last month. But the hippie mom got the best of the paint store clerk on the eve of American Idol’s coronation.

Nerves rattled Lee, and the fire in Crystal’s belly roared, making the final showdown less of a nailbiter than America expected. But that didn’t stop the night from becoming “a bit of a lovefest,” as Simon called it.

Each finalist sang three songs: one of their own choice, one chosen by the show’s executive producer Simon Fuller, and the song that they’ll release as a single if they win the title.

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Fans of Lee DeWyze & Crystal Bowersox Predict Wins For Their Favorite


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 25 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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FLIP A COIN

Credit: Fox Credit: Fox

Fans of Lee DeWyze & Crystal Bowersox Predict Wins For Their Favorite

By Elizabeth C.

WITH ONLY 24 HOURS TO GO BEFORE THE WINNER OF American Idol is crowned, fans of both finalists can find reason to crow.

Chicago’s homeboy (well, Mount Prospect, Ill. is close enough) has already been declared the winner by a Psychology Today blogger, who ticks off a litany of reasons why Lee DeWyze’s crowning is inevitable.

Scott Barry Kaufman, Ph.D., a New York-based cognitive psychologist, says Lee has both the “the talent factor and the relatability factor” that make him appealing.

Combine these traits with his growing charisma and confidence on stage, his humility, and his genuine likeability and he becomes someone the public wants to rally around, contends Kaufman.

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Chicago

Justice A Long Time Coming In Trial Against Sadistic Cop John Burge


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 25 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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STILL WAITING

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Justice A Long Time Coming In Trial Against Sadistic Cop John Burge

By Elizabeth C.

THIRTY YEARS AFTER TORTURE CHARGES FIRST EMERGED AGAINST HIM, PROSECUTORS WILL FINALLY TRY TO WIPE THE SMILE OFF JOHN BURGE’S FACE.

The former Chicago Police Lt. goes on trial this week in federal court, accused of lying under oath about torturing black suspects in his custody. Jury selection began Monday and resumes today.

Burge was fired from the Chicago force in 1993 after Amnesty International and Chicago activists pressured officials to respond to overwhelming evidence that Burge beat, shocked, suffocated, played Russian roulette and coerced confessions from black men in his custody.

Burge’s brutality was documented in a 1994 investigation by producers Peter Kuttner, Cyndi Moran and Eric Scholl.

“Borge said ‘It’s fun time,”‘ convicted cop killer Andrew Wilson is quoted saying on the tape.

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Royally Screwed: Forced To Work, Fergie Exacts Cost To Royal In-Laws


Posted by Elizabeth C. on 24 May 2010 / 0 Comment
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BY HOOK OR CROOK

Credit: AP

Royally Screwed: Forced To Work, Fergie Exacts Cost To Palace In-Laws

By Elizabeth C.

SO NOW WE KNOW: THE COMMONER WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF THE PALACE HAS TO SELL HER SOUVENIRS.

There’s no excusing Princess Sarah Ferguson for selling access to Prince Andrew for a hefty pile of dosh. But that’ll happen when you give a commoner taste of royal privilege, then banish her with a paltry $20,000 divorce settlement.

A British tabloid recorded the Duchess of Debt soliciting $723,000 from an undercover reporter who pretended he wanted favor from the Prince.

Prince Andrew is Britain’s UK’s Special Representative for International Trade and Investment.

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