SPILLING SECRETS
Christina Aguilera Has A Dripping Disaster
THERE’S NEW BUZZ ABOUT Christina Aguilera’s burlesque outing at Etta James funeral last Saturday. Wags are agog about everything from her ‘Secretary Porn’ outfit to her overkill performance. And now comes new speculation: what was that brown liquid that dripped down her right her leg while she sang James’ signature song, At Last?
Some have joked that Xtina might have eaten at Ihop before the funeral and it was renegade maple syrup dripping down; others have speculated aloud if it was her flowing menses. One thing for sure: Aguilera was not wearing stockings of any kind, and the drip begs the question of whether she was wearing ‘other’ things on that very sad day.
Did she visit the local hairdresser and have a nether dye job gone wrong?Was it just a sloppy spray tan as some claim? One thing is for sure that every single day that goes by she has me wondering if she andJersey Shore‘s Snooki really are twins that have been separated at birth.
Linda Seccaspina loves snark and scandal and can’t wait for Beyoncé to get busted for faking her pregnancy. She writes regularly for the dating site Zoomers. Follow her on Twitter @@Mcpheeeeee.
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I wonder if we will ever know. Very funny!
Is this a companion piece to your blogpost today? ;-D
This was great, well, for us. For her, a little embarrassing!!
Hmmm? Nice bra, shame about the bladder control.
“Yes FRed(tm) I will mention you think her fake tan is melting but …….”
Oooops, out of ink.