THE DUDE DOES NOT ABIDE

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Rakish Jeff Bridges Gives The Once-Over To Gushing Jennifer Lawrence

SHE MAY BE AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS, BUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE proved she’s just a fangirl, at least when it comes to Jeff Bridges.

While being interviewed on-camera at Comic-Con by Extra, the Hunger Games star turns into a smitten school girl after spotting Bridges being interviewed nearby.

“Hi! I’m such a big fan!,” she exclaims as she runs over and embraces the “The Dude”. “Oh my God, I’m so sorry. Sorry, good to see you. I’m sorry for interrupting. There’s cameras everywhere!” Then the wise interviewer turned over the mic to Lawrence to interview Bridges. (Give that man a bonus. )

SPICY BIOGRAPHY

Seventies’ TV Mom ‘Shirley Partridge’ Cops To Threesome, Easy Orgasms

By Elizabeth Coady

SHIRLEY JONES, A.K.A. SHIRLEY PARTRIDGE from the hit 70s’ series The Partridge Family, apparently was red-hot in the bedroom.

The acclaimed star of The Music Man and Oklahoma! reveals her steamy side in a new eponymous-titled autobiography published yesterday, confessing that her first husband Jack Cassidy was a “highly sexed” “Svengali” who steeped her in “the wonders of sex.”

It didn’t hurt that he apparently was hung, so to speak, and his talents meant orgasms were “a breeze” for her. The marriage lasted 19 years.

HELL’S BELLS

Be Afraid, America: ‘Zombie Skin’ Singers Appear Live On America’s Got Talent Tonight

By Elizabeth Coady

MEET AARALYN O’NEILL, THE 6-YEAR-OLD HEADBANGER WHO WILL HAUNT YOUR DISNEYANA DAUGHTER’S DREAMS.

The tike and her 9-year-old brother Izzy have been featuring their raucous heavy metal music on YouTube for a couple of years, but it was their June visit to America’s Got Talent that catapulted them to genuine Internet fame. So far, their original television appearance has been watched more than 14 million times on YouTube.

“We can’t wait to hear your sweet music,” judge Howard Stern told them after they made their introductions.

But once Aaralyn began belting out Zombie Skin, Heidi Klum looked like she wanted to hide and Melanie Brown looked apoplectic. Both Brown and Stern buzzed to stop the act, but Stern claimed he only wanted to prevent Aaralyn from hurting her throat.

“I”m really confused,” Heidi Klum confessed afterward. “You’re so cute and sweet, and when you open your mouth…What goes on in your house?”

ICE ICE BABY

Real Housewives Of Orange County: Dumber & Dumbest

By Karen Malmquist

TAMRA BARNEY DELIVERS NEW MEAN TO THE phrase “watch your tongue” on Real Housewives of Orange County, but if her defense, she did it in the name of vodka.

The ladies are learning to deal with each other in Whistler, and Lydia hopes some of the “Canadian magic” will rub off on everyone’s bad energy. You know, so she doesn’t completely regret taking this trip in the first place.

Tamra arrives at Vicki’s room, and the two pop open their own fun-sized bottles of wine while complaining about how awful it is that Lauri has pushed herself into the group again. They’re both dreading dinner that night, because

UNDER THE GUN

Pretty Little Liars: Welcome To The Dead Zone

By Karen Malmquist

IF YOU THOUGHT RADLEY SANITARIUM was a terrifying place, get ready for Pretty Little Liars to venture into the mysterious Ravenswood, where dead birds fall from the sky and there’s a funeral on every corner. Sounds like a fun place to raise a family.

After deciding to bring a gun to a sorority party, Hanna is being interrogated by Detective Tanner at the station, who points out what a terrible idea that was. When Hanna leaves the interrogation, she sees both of her parents, and they tell her that the police are keeping their gun to investigate whether or not this was the gun that killed Wilden. Even worse, Hanna could get up to seven years in prison for carrying a concealed weapon without a license. Hanna looks as if she’s mentally assessing whether or not she can pull-off orange.

DIABOLICAL

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Kris Jenner Is Already Exploiting One-Month-Old Nori

By Karen Malmquist

AS IF BABY NORTH DIDN’T ALREADY HAVE IT BAD ENOUGH being the combination of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, she now has to deal with grandma Kris Jenner using her as ploy to force people to watch her new talk show, Kris. Poor wee one is a month old day today.

Has anyone started a #PrayersForNorth tag on Twitter yet?

Jenner promoted herself and her new show, which debuted today on Fox in select cities, with a Facebook picture of her holding a baby that is too embarrassed to show its face. Even worse, the caption is “You never know who will stop by our show today! #WatchKris.”

BONGOS & BONKERS

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Real Housewives Of Orange County: Going Down

By Karen Malmquist

LYDIA TAKES IT UPON HERSELF TO GIVE AMERICA A GEOGRAPHY LESSON AND TO educate us on the hidden gems of the world. Yes, she’s taking the ladies up north for a Canadian adventure with everything from snow to a screaming Vicki.

As she gets her makeup done, she says she’s a duel citizen of both the U.S. and Canada, and that Americans don’t know anything outside the States. Excuse me, Lydia? There’s a Real Housewives of Vancouver, so yeah, we do know about non-American things.

Because she feels the need to bless Lydia before trip, Alexis visits the house to give a Swarovski-covered bible. It’s actually a pretty helpful gift, since you never know when a Housewives exorcism might be necessary.

‘LUCK’ RAN OUT

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Jury Rules ‘TheDirty’ Defamed Ex-Bengals Cheerleader

By Elizabeth Coady

A N AUTOPSY IS PLANNED FOR MONDAY ON THE BODY OF CORY MONTEITH, Glee‘s resident do-good heartthrob.

Monteith, 31, was found dead inside his room at the Fairmont Pacific Rim hotel in downtown Vancouver. His body was found by hotel employees after he failed to check out.

CONFRONTING YOUR INNER BEASTS

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Be The Monster

By Karen Malmquist

THE WORST THINGS CAN RESULT FROM THE BEST INTENTIONS. At least that’s the way things go for the Real Housewives of New Jersey on the last episode. Teresa and Rosie drunkenly decide to organize a “telestic” therapy weekend for everyone, and it looks like things will go, well, terribly.

Caroline and Jacqueline visit Kathy in her new test kitchen, and Rosie drops by to tell them about her meeting with Teresa. She proposes that Caroline and Jacqueline go along with them, and Jacqueline simply says, “F*** no.” Well, that’s understandable.

NEW & IMPROVED PEREZ

The Show With Vinny: Mea Culpa Holy Grail

By Karen Malmquist

SADLY, IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE ON THE SEASON FINALE OF The Show With Vinny. Things wrap up in LA, with Vinny hanging out with Whitney Cummings, Bella Thorne, Perez Hilton, and the aca-mazing Brittany Snow.

The gang rents their own house, and Paolo cooks up all the food she managed to smuggle onto the plane for Whitney, their first guest. She arrives, and immediately starts making a scene by being the loudest person in the house. Actually, the loudest person on the street. She’s excited that mom has made gluten-free pasta for her, and the mood is killed by Paola, who brings up the “things in the gold packages” she found in Vinny’s room. Whitney’s eyes nearly pop out of her head when she realizes those are Magnum condoms.