By Elizabeth C.
THE RAREFIED AIR THAT SURROUNDS BRAD PITT APPARENTLY AFFECTS HIS SENSES, because his pitch for Chanel No. 5 perfume emits a strong whiff of cheese.
“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear. Dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable.”
Can you say P-U?
And because I actually do tire of reading my voice, here’s what E! Online and YouTube commenters are saying about the Chanel’s commercial featuring the actor formerly known as the sexiest man alive:
There’s lots more but you get the idea. Chanel, why did you have to spoil the illusions about my favorite perfume? Brad’s not the problem — it’s the writing that stinks to high heaven. It’s criminal that Pitt was paid $7million for this stinkbomb.