WHO’S DIABOLICAL?
Beyoncé Answers Surrogate Rumors: You So Cray Cray!
THE NAGGING MYSTERY REALLY MAKES ME MISS Rupert Murdock’s wiretapping yellow journalists.
Here’s Beyoncé in this week’s People deflating rumors that she used a surrogate to incubate her four-month-old daughter Blue Ivy:
“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’ “
Yes, the rumors are so cray, Bey. I mean, why would anyone think that a spoiled billionaire beauty with wouldn’t want to experience her own labor?
Childbirth is a universal female experience, which, come to think of it, might be a little too common for hip hop’s ruling queen. But, nooooo, Beyoncé wouldn’t dream of lying about her pregnancy. Blame the gossip on a flap of fabric which had the temerity to collapse into a suspicious fold on television.
About that Australian interview which set tongues wagging, the songtress tells People:“It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid.”
Oh, yes, stupid. Almost as stupid as wearing four inch heels when you’re nine months pregnant! As whimsical as renting out an entire hospital wing and obscuring the obstetrics ward’s cameras before you show up for delivery. Now that’s cray cray, Bey.
It’s going to take more than siccing your mom and sister on the rumors to convince the public that Bey’s not lying. “I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months,” Tina Knowles huffs in the magazine. ”As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous.”
But try as they might, the Knowles family isn’t winning this PR offensive. Just ask Skippy, who froths at People: “I will never believe that Beyoce(sic) actually shot that baby out of her own vagina, never !!!!!!!!!!!!”
Here’s the interview the started it all.
