IT’S ALL WET

Beware ‘Ghost Shark’ Because If You’re Wet, You’re Dead

SYFY FOLLOWS UP its campy Sharkando with more ridiculousness via the Ghost Shark, a vengeance-seeking predator intent on harming the human race to avenge his murder.

No one’s safe from the spectral man-eating beast: Not bathers idling on ocean floats, not daredevil divers in backyard pools, not bikini-clad girls offering car washes for a good cause.

The absurd concept follows up the network’s farcical Sharknado, which particularly captivated absurdists on Twitter after its debut airing on July 11.

The new shark fable is scheduled to air August 22.