By Elizabeth C.
SO THE PITT-JOLIES GATHER TO TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AT DONNA KARAN’S ESTATE IN Turks & Caicos and all of a sudden tongues are wagging that Hollywood’s fading golden couple has gotten hitched.
The duo rented out the entire country of Namibia for the birth of Shiloh, sold pictures to People hours after taking custody of Pax, inevitably show up in public with the kids in tow near their movies’ release dates, and as of this date, cast three of her six children in her upcoming movie, Malificent.
Does slipping off to the islands to wed sound like these glory seekers’ approach? I think not.
Sure, every time Brad gives an interview he feeds fodder to the speculating machine. Just last month, as he was promoting Killing Me Softly, he fanned the flames with: “The time is night. It’s soon,” I am getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come.”
Of course, a lifetime can be a very long time. But when Brad and Ang finally do get married, mark my word that the photographic proof will be published in People magazine for a price.